Photo by PoPville flickr user wolfpackWX
Congrats to Sheik Yerbouti with:
“Look at my hands. You think they’re small hands? I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.”
Honorable mention to jzdc with:
“Following Trump’s GOP nomination, Deez Nuts poll numbers continue to climb.”
Congrats to jenster8dc with:
“Wait, is it supposed to snow?”
Ed. Note: Winners will be able to pick up your t-shirts at the next happy hour in June.