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  • Ron

    Illegal in Georgia, North Carolina and South Dakota.

  • textdoc

    Sometimes you need to stop and smell the cherry blossoms.

  • Cashmachine

    Beak Plume

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    • Mug of Glop

      Ugh, you made me guffaw.

  • ***

    claritin clear

  • Gumball

    Aachooo! Pollen’s so bad I’m sneezing out blossoms!

  • zandunga

    Now that DC residents are able to grow their own weed, residents are experimenting new growing plant mutations.

  • tonyr

    Alien – The Botanical Equivalent.

  • Kilgore

    Smells like … victory.

  • Adam

    DC marijuana businesses were quick to capitalize on cherry blossom synergies.

  • Marjorie never let her flower shaped nose hold her back.

  • Mug of Glop

    Even the cherry blossoms will only tolerate so much before they punch a paparazzo in the face.

    • wdc


  • Alex

    After photographic evidence surfaces Cherry Blossom Tree Charged with Battery

  • Hungry

    Bro-shino Cherry Tree: “Girls are obsessed with my reproductive structures.”

  • Anonymous

    Laurie awoke and went straight to the dermatologist.

  • RealityCheckDC

    Geppetto didn’t mind the lying so much in the Spring.

  • russellupton

    I never had allergies until I moved to DC… and did this.

  • BlueStreak

    “If all these people are out to see these things, there must be crack in them.”

  • After dark when all the tourist have left town, only then do the locals feel safe to enjoy the cherry blossoms.

  • A

    I’ve got nothing; please just give me a fuckin’ shirt.

  • ldper

    its like mistletoe, but with pollen

  • KevinT

    Bless her heart… she was never very good at playing hide-n-seek.

  • Beau

    You’re trying to get me in trouble with my girlfriend.

  • Dave

    When I was in Washington, I experimented with cherry blossoms. I tried them a time or two. I didn’t inhale. I never tried them again.

  • LP


  • Julie

    The tourists are back!


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