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PoPville Photo Archives Caption Contest

by Prince Of Petworth March 15, 2016 at 10:05 pm 66 Comments

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Photo by PoPville flickr user Lorie Shaull

Your captions in the comments and winners (free PoP t-shirts, onesies or tote bags) picked Friday. If you find a caption particularly funny be sure to let me know in the comments so I can select a reader pick too.

Ed. Note: I owe a lot of t-shirts for past winners – let’s schedule a happy hour for Tuesday March 29th at Wonderland (11th and Kenyon St, NW) 5:30-8:30pm outside on the patio. Winners can pick up their shirts then. Thanks!

  • Eric

    The District’s GOP supporters all gather to meet, but are torn on which candidate to support

    • AE

      Lol, good one

  • anon

    Well, I mean, Democrats run the Metro. You HAVE to vote for one of us.

  • Josh

    “Let’s hope our neighbors and co-workers aren’t watching this.”

  • AnonG

    Underwood 2016

  • andy

    Casting for “Straight Out of Compton II” was not going well.

  • SFis

    Certain people were not affected by Metro’s shutdown.

  • CNN

    Cue the donkey . . . no wait!!!

  • albany

    They finished last in a District fantasy football league during an election year.

  • Jimmy

    Diverse State of New Hampshire holds second Republican primary in DC; fails to make DC great again.

  • skj84

    The Four Horsemen of the apocalypse.

    • On Capital Heels

      +1

    • Gumball

      First one to make me laugh!

    • LS

      hilarious–wish I’d thought of that!

    • LittleBluePenguin

      +1 – that’s awesome!

    • ET

      I was thinking along those lines as well but felt it was more like a meeting of the representatives of the 4 Horsemen because the 4 Horsemen themselves were too busy.

    • Mug of Glop

      Friendlessness, handlessness, namelessness, and dehydration?

  • The RZA

    are you sure the line is . . . . “Wu Tang Killa Bees We On a Swarm?”

  • Mk

    BREAKING: the only 4 republicans in DC gather together to confirm that they are not all supporting the same white male.

  • Ron

    How the Republican party shows diversity.

    • On Capital Heels

      +1

    • SparklyKittyTacos

      lol

  • BlueStreak

    The cameraman sets up to capture footage of an extremely rare specimen, the DC Republican, in its natural habitat, a luxury hotel.

  • Cruz supporter in his Men’s Wearhouse suit. Kasich and Rubio supporters looking casual in their blazers and the Trump guy wearing the same clothes he slept in.

  • ML

    TV producer: “Okay I think we’re ready to go live on the air. But, um, can we have the guys holding the Cruz, Kasich, and Rubio signs look a little less resentful/miserable?”

  • wdc_anon

    the campaign events were getting so dangerous, the GOP had to find the only non-union stuntmen in town to stand in for the candidates.

  • Anon

    A last minute audible from the RNC forced this venue change from the more appropriate St. Elizabeth’s backdrop.

  • KP

    Casting Call: Due to the low number and elusive nature of DC Republicans, we are casting for GOP supporters for the 6 o’clock news shot. Must be white, male, and show restrained enthusiasm.

  • Beards, they’re not just for your liberal friends anymore.

  • Jessica

    Low turn out at the DC Republican caucus.

  • That One Guy

    One of these is not like the others.

  • Anon

    “CNN can now report that the DC republican caucus has ended in a tie, with one vote going to each candidate.”

  • jim_ed

    Man, the blog “Stuff White People Like” has gotten really lazy lately.

    • wdc

      Ha!

    • dcd

      That’s really good.

    • KevinT

      Yup, good one.

  • Vigo Trump

    The 4 Jackasses of the Apocalypse

  • ratticusfinch

    This is why starting a barbershop quartet through Craigslist will never work in DC.

  • JD

    There are dozens of us… DOZENS!

  • andy2

    GOP..not so grand but definitely an old white party

  • CP

    “Republicans demonstrating how an abstinence-only program would work…”

  • 13thandV

    This season of The Bachelorette is the ABSOLUTE WORST!!

    • Ally

      +1

  • Ally

    Non-entry but just sayin’: Now I know why my husband is so reticent to go to work (his office shares the building with the Loews Madison).

  • wdc

    Hey, why am I Trump?
    Because you’re a blowhard jerk.
    Why can’t we pick our own candidate?
    No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn’t work. You got four guys all fighting over who’s gonna be Kasich, but they don’t know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You’re Trump. Be thankful you’re not Cruz.

  • Mug of Glop

    A most unfortunate barbershop quartet.

  • Jon G

    D.C.’s lonely hearts club has its first and last meeting.

  • GloverGuy

    New sequel opening this weekend: “Dumb and Dumber and Dumberer and Dumbererer”

  • PG

    I’d take another Madison (whoever Loews is) over one of these shmucks

  • Knight who says nee

    Cropped out of the photo are many binders full of women.

    • ZetteZelle

      +1

  • Liz

    “This counts towards our SAG cards, right?”

  • 2Knight who says nee

    The GOP’s ride share service, GUber, had a special promotional photo op for free rides during WMATArmageddon.

  • JRY

    Diversity in the Republican Party! Left to Right: Angry Ultracon white guy, Everyman white guy, Coastal Elite white guy, Suburban Dad white guy.

  • RealityCheckDC

    RNC Diversity Outreach Team prepares to answer questions from a skeptical press.

  • JB

    BackwardStreet Boys

  • Shady Lady

    Dear God…they’re right outside my office!!

  • OP Anon

    The anti-Marx Brothers: Teddy, Donny, Johnny, and Little Marco

  • I Dont Get It

    From left to right, see no Evil, Evil, hear no Evil, speak no Evil.

  • Clown Car

    “Clown car breaks down outside ritzy DC hotel.”

  • KevinT

    DC’s newest barbershop singing sensation… “The Four Angry White Men”

  • Dick Vitale

    March Madness

  • jd

    I love these diversity comments. Are you not aware that the dems are only offering up a rich old white lady and an old white Jewish guy?

  • Keeeiiim

    NEW! Buzzfeed Quiz: We totally know your favorite GOP candidate based on your style

  • Tubebaum

    GOPville lines up for their team photo

  • Kristen

    The Usual Suspects

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