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  • JR

    The future of DC’s speed cameras

    • Andy

      DAD: I promise you, sweetie, we’ll do everything we can to make it possible for you to live in that big White House over there.
      DAUGHTER: you didn’t even put on my m-f-ing shoes.

      • ZetteZelle

        +1

      • MiddleofNowhere

        +1

  • jeezpf

    We’ll never get your new LinkedIn profile picture if you don’t stop moving.

  • anonymous

    Parking enforcement taking picture of improperly parked stroller.

  • Brendan

    Work it, girl! Give me more of that “I need a diaper change” attitude

  • [email protected]

    “I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me, Papa-paparazzi”

    Try getting that song out of your head for the rest of the day, PopVille :)

  • aknomad

    “No no no… it’s step step bow and THEN kick…. not kick step step bow.”

  • dcd

    “Dad, can’t you see I’m trying to have some private time with my diaper?!?!”

  • Kingman Park

    Sir I thought you were helping me find my dad? Stop taking my picture please.

  • Jessica

    “Come on Dad… Let’s go – I need a large milk ASAP!”

  • Mug of Glop

    They see me rollin’, they hatin’;
    Patrolling they tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty.

  • Finally captured on film in her natural habitat, a baby is awaiting her prey.

  • 20th street

    You’ll never be “Miss Ultimate Sexy Baby DC” with that posture. Now sit up and sit still!

  • Mootje1

    DC certainly is going a little overboard with their new speedcamera system…

  • apes

    I’m rolling backwards and you’re just taking my picture?? Help me!!

  • A

    “No, it’s too cold to smile, dad.”

  • Ding-a-long

    *ding* *ding* “On your left daddy!”

    ….

    *DING* *DING* “Daddy, if you don’t put that darned camera down and get out of my way, I will run you over faster than a Maryland driver!”

  • andy2

    Frozen, in time.

  • Mamasan

    OK, now give me pensive…

  • Hungry

    Gigi Hadid’s answer to her problematic runway walk.

  • Anonomnom

    Calm down, Ma’am. I said you could have her back once I get the right filter.

  • Scott

    “Hey Dad, pull my toe…”

  • donkey

    Tiananmen ’89 meet ’16

  • Daaad!..Daaaaad!…I’m not kicking my legs to look cute I really have to go peepee!

  • April

    Ok Dad, seriously. My bladder is at maximum capacity and these are new cloth diapers. Mom’s gonna be pissed.

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