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by Prince Of Petworth August 25, 2015 at 10:05 pm 40 Comments

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Photo from 16th and Irving St NW in Columbia Heights on Friday by PoPville reader Amanda

Your captions in the comments and winners (free PoP t-shirts, onesies or tote bags) picked Friday. If you find a caption particularly funny be sure to let me know in the comments so I can select a reader pick too.

andy

OK, so we went outside. Wanna go back and watch the panda cam some more?
Anonymous

“You really get me.”
caballero

“We don’t have a place to spend the night, and you keep talking about a picnic. That’s a big help..”
Ron

I’m stuffed.
LP

“You avoiding Metro too?”
ScienceTeacher

Look buddy, I’ll give you back your girlfriend and stop throwing the barrels at you if you’ll stop throwing newspapers through my window. Deal?
Alex Dodd

“Looks like the Zoo has more problems than the occasional red panda sneaking out.”
justinbc

“Damn drivers.”
“Ook.”
“You said it pal.”
anonymous

Man- DC really has become one big zoo lately with all of these day light shootings.
Mug of Glop

“Occupy Subway seems to really be losing steam.
- Mug of Glop
  
  Whelp! (Now with proper punctuation!)
  .
  “Occupy Subway” seems to really be losing steam!
Gumball

The head of the new MPD Vice Squad – Hipster and Magilla! Love that they kept it full on retro with a buddy cop theme.
NorthbyNE

John thought it might be time to lay off the synthetic marijuana…but Bobo, the 800 lb gorilla hallucination, insisted it was a bad idea.
FtLincolnLove

Donkey Kong, you had one job. ONE. JOB. I don’t know what’s worse- you guarding the banana hoard from King K. Rool or the Metro on weekends….
Egad

For some reason, Columbia Heights’ Hydrate with Primates event has never quite been able to replicate the success of the National Zoo’s Grapes with Apes fundraiser.
LCinDC

I got that damn panda pregnant. Had to escape before they realize I’m the father. Now what?
LittleBluePenguin

“Go ahead, ignore me if you can.”
- MiddleofNowhere
  
  +1
artemis

We met on E-Harmony. I suspect that we were matched because of our mutual love of bananas and social grooming.
Elle Gee

“Me and my homies though, you know we kick it like everyday.” -tupac/nate dogg
textdoc

When the monkey on your back gets to be too much for you, sit it down on a bench.
- LittleBluePenguin
  
  Nice!
kallie

Do we just ignore the 800lb. gorilla in the room?
Tall E

Guy to the Gorilla: “So the mayor decided you would replace the Shaw vice squad?”
Gorilla: “Yeah man, nothing like an 800 lb gorilla to scare those synthetic marijuana users to change neighborhoods!”
That One Guy

Hipsters, literally trying to throw their weight around like they’re the 800 pound gorilla on the DC scene.
I Dont Get It

From right to left: See no evil, hear no evil and just evil.
Sherman Ave Resident

“Well what are we gonna do now, Theodore Rex? You blew it!”
Mike

“Where in the hell did they take that profile picture?”
dcdriver

You can’t hide forever. I know you’re afraid of MD drivers, but at some point you’re going to have to get back on the bike.
Sheik Yerbouti

Justin Bieber meets the last remaining belieber on earth.
Anon

Mayor Bowser’s beta program to replace the MPD Vice Squad hit the streets this week…
Ekington Chick

I think all three of us are feeling a little deflated
david

We have to stop meeting like this…Harold is getting suspicious.
BBNE

I win the impossible ring toss game at the fair and all I get is this lousy Justin Bieber doll and a crappy bike? BS
Darius

“The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!”
Mr. Magoo

“Memo to Self: Do not bike to the arcade ever again.”
Kay

“Catfished. Again.”
Dave

This is your brain on Vanilla Ice.
JBMinDC

” Well, they were right. Monkey see Monkey Do!”
areesha

“I knew we should have splurged on the tandem bike.”

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