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PoPville Photo Archives Caption Contest

by Prince Of Petworth August 25, 2015 at 10:05 pm 40 Comments

caption contest
Photo from 16th and Irving St NW in Columbia Heights on Friday by PoPville reader Amanda

Your captions in the comments and winners (free PoP t-shirts, onesies or tote bags) picked Friday. If you find a caption particularly funny be sure to let me know in the comments so I can select a reader pick too.

  • andy

    OK, so we went outside. Wanna go back and watch the panda cam some more?

  • Anonymous

    “You really get me.”

  • caballero

    “We don’t have a place to spend the night, and you keep talking about a picnic. That’s a big help..”

  • Ron

    I’m stuffed.

  • LP

    “You avoiding Metro too?”

  • ScienceTeacher

    Look buddy, I’ll give you back your girlfriend and stop throwing the barrels at you if you’ll stop throwing newspapers through my window. Deal?

  • Alex Dodd

    “Looks like the Zoo has more problems than the occasional red panda sneaking out.”

  • “Damn drivers.”
    “Ook.”
    “You said it pal.”

  • anonymous

    Man- DC really has become one big zoo lately with all of these day light shootings.

  • Mug of Glop

    “Occupy Subway seems to really be losing steam.

    • Mug of Glop

      Whelp! (Now with proper punctuation!)
      .
      “Occupy Subway” seems to really be losing steam!

  • Gumball

    The head of the new MPD Vice Squad – Hipster and Magilla! Love that they kept it full on retro with a buddy cop theme.

  • NorthbyNE

    John thought it might be time to lay off the synthetic marijuana…but Bobo, the 800 lb gorilla hallucination, insisted it was a bad idea.

  • FtLincolnLove

    Donkey Kong, you had one job. ONE. JOB. I don’t know what’s worse- you guarding the banana hoard from King K. Rool or the Metro on weekends….

  • Egad

    For some reason, Columbia Heights’ Hydrate with Primates event has never quite been able to replicate the success of the National Zoo’s Grapes with Apes fundraiser.

  • LCinDC

    I got that damn panda pregnant. Had to escape before they realize I’m the father. Now what?

  • LittleBluePenguin

    “Go ahead, ignore me if you can.”

    • MiddleofNowhere

      +1

  • artemis

    We met on E-Harmony. I suspect that we were matched because of our mutual love of bananas and social grooming.

  • Elle Gee

    “Me and my homies though, you know we kick it like everyday.” -tupac/nate dogg

  • textdoc

    When the monkey on your back gets to be too much for you, sit it down on a bench.

    • LittleBluePenguin

      Nice!

  • kallie

    Do we just ignore the 800lb. gorilla in the room?

  • Tall E

    Guy to the Gorilla: “So the mayor decided you would replace the Shaw vice squad?”
    Gorilla: “Yeah man, nothing like an 800 lb gorilla to scare those synthetic marijuana users to change neighborhoods!”

  • That One Guy

    Hipsters, literally trying to throw their weight around like they’re the 800 pound gorilla on the DC scene.

  • I Dont Get It

    From right to left: See no evil, hear no evil and just evil.

  • Sherman Ave Resident

    “Well what are we gonna do now, Theodore Rex? You blew it!”

  • Mike

    “Where in the hell did they take that profile picture?”

  • dcdriver

    You can’t hide forever. I know you’re afraid of MD drivers, but at some point you’re going to have to get back on the bike.

  • Sheik Yerbouti

    Justin Bieber meets the last remaining belieber on earth.

  • Anon

    Mayor Bowser’s beta program to replace the MPD Vice Squad hit the streets this week…

  • Ekington Chick

    I think all three of us are feeling a little deflated

  • david

    We have to stop meeting like this…Harold is getting suspicious.

  • BBNE

    I win the impossible ring toss game at the fair and all I get is this lousy Justin Bieber doll and a crappy bike? BS

  • Darius

    “The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!”

  • Mr. Magoo

    “Memo to Self: Do not bike to the arcade ever again.”

  • Kay

    “Catfished. Again.”

  • Dave

    This is your brain on Vanilla Ice.

  • JBMinDC

    ” Well, they were right. Monkey see Monkey Do!”

  • areesha

    “I knew we should have splurged on the tandem bike.”

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