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“Are you an Old Geezer with an Extra Nats Ticket?”

by Prince Of Petworth August 15, 2014 at 12:20 pm 25 Comments

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Photo by PoPville flickr user AWard Tour

Thanks to a reader for passing on this bit of awesomeness from Craigslist:

” Are you an Old Geezer with an Extra Nats Ticket? (Washington, DC)

Did you purchase season tickets and are looking for someone to go with you? Have you suddenly found you have an extra ticket because your baseball buddy is passed out drunk on the floor or is now on life support?

Would you rather have an empty seat next to you or would you like to invite me, an avid Nats fan, to enjoy the game with you?

I am a 65-year-old Senior Lady (SWF ~ not interested in married men). I am moderately attractive, at least the villagers haven’t run me out of town with pitchforks and torches yet.

I cry unabashedly during the National Anthem and when the military receives their well deserved recognition. I promise if I catch a foul ball I will give it to you, providing it doesn’t first knock me in the head and give me a concussion.

So, if you have an extra ticket that isn’t going to be used and would like to invite me to stand next to you as we Root, Root, Root for the home team….get in touch…. it would be a real shame to let your unused ticket go to waste…..”

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