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  • JG

    Surprisingly, Santa’s secondary mode of transportation is even less practical.

  • cspk

    Looks like the reindeer are on strike again!

  • Noah Dudziak

    Eternal-Life Crisis

  • ZK

    Trading in the reindeer for 300 horses.

  • x

    war on reindeer.

  • gotryit

    Embezzling – it’s not just for politicians.

  • textdoc

    Santa, proving that having a 2-seater car is no bar to bringing home a good-sized Christmas tree.

  • felix lorax

    While his other ride is voice activated, this one says man about town on his day off.

  • Rufus

    Like the DC Council, Santa parks wherever the hell he wants.

  • MRD

    YOU try to find parking for eight reindeer in Dupont.

    • AJNE

      +1

    • Anonymous

      Ha!

    • Anonymous

      Lol!

  • Anonymous

    Ho ho ho baby come sit on my lap.

  • dcreal

    “Santa Barbie”
    .
    Santa barbie, an out-of-space convertible too, bright yellow
    I’ll wait up for you dear
    Santa barbie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

  • Niko

    Because of revisions to the DC Heights Act, Santa can no longer park on your roof, so hes had to go the less magical method

  • MtPguy

    So are the reindeer only allowed in the bike lanes?

  • wylie coyote

    Santa was on the late night prowl to find some ladies he’d already added to his naughty list…

  • mtp

    Weary of single tracking on the Red Line, Santa finds a new option to travel down from the North.

    • Anonymous

      +1

  • MissBritt

    “Dashing through the leaves / In a mult-cylinder ride / Through DC he goes / Pimp Santa just drove by…”

    • MissBritt

      It’s to the tune of Jingle Bells.

  • Anonymous

    Ho ho ho, let’s see Metro try to stop ME from planting this tree in the DuPont station!

  • Anonymous

    The producers were desperate to find a replacement to complete “Fast and Furious 7”.

  • Anonymous

    Bumper sticker: “MY OTHER CONVERTIBLE IS A SLED”

  • Santa really regrets trading in his sleigh for a Miata during this mid-life crisis.

  • Ana Maria Sinitean

    My other car is a sleigh.

  • Blithe

    It’s Santa Baby – putting the ‘Ho,Ho,Ho’ in Christmas!

  • Laura Hayes

    Nothing, not even X-mas magic can protect you from mayhem like me.

  • DW

    Newly single Santa out on a binger

  • DW

    Newly single Santa on a 3 day binger.

  • Anonymous

    Mrs. Claus got the sleigh.

  • Anonymous

    Santa Baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me.
    been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
    so hurry down the chimney tonight.
    .
    Santa baby, a Miata convertible too,
    Yelloo.
    I’ll wait up for you dear,
    Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

  • Snooze

    Hakuna-miata! it means no reindeer for the rest of your dayyyyys…

  • KenyonDweller

    Dejected, Santa learns the hard way that his mistress meant it when she said “54 convertible too, light blue.”

  • MegsB

    Reindeer? Aint nobody got time for that.

  • BT

    Thanks to Amazon’s new drone army, Santa can take it easy this year.

    • Anonymous

      +1

  • Anonymous

    With only $2000 trade-in for the sleigh, Santa, unlike his kids, had to settle.

  • LV

    Nick, who had been pining fir a change after two hundred years with Mrs. Claus, finally gives in to his mid-life crisis.

  • DCChillyman

    Typical DC, put in bike lanes but no reindeer lanes. Now I’m stuck in traffic in my convertible. Merry Fucking Christmas.

  • I asked Santa to spruce up my car. Well played Santa.

    • textdoc

      LOL!

  • Psmitty311

    After a study performed by the EPA, Santa’s fleet was found to be non-compliant with CAFE standards (who knew reindeer could be so gassy?!?), and he had to opt for this last-minute 4-cylinder sleigh this year.

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