Congrats to PoPville pick MRD with:
“YOU try to find parking for eight reindeer in Dupont.”
Congrats to PoP pick Noah Dudziak with:
“Eternal-Life Crisis”
Honorable mention to JG with:
“Surprisingly, Santa’s secondary mode of transportation is even less practical.”
Winners, please email me at princeofpetworth(at)gmail for your shirts.