Congrats to PoPville pick MRD with:

“YOU try to find parking for eight reindeer in Dupont.”

Congrats to PoP pick Noah Dudziak with:

“Eternal-Life Crisis”

Honorable mention to JG with:

“Surprisingly, Santa’s secondary mode of transportation is even less practical.”

Winners, please email me at princeofpetworth(at)gmail for your shirts.