Photo by PoPville flickr user pablo.raw

Congrats to PoPville pick anon with:

“His red hat would go perfectly with my belt and really make everyone notice me.”

Congrats to PoP pick jim_ed with:

“And people said the 24-hour wait for tattoos wasn’t needed.”

Honorable mention to wdc with:

“Dwight felt helpless against the pull of the funnel cakes… as if he were but a puppet, his strings in the hands of some malevolent spirit who didn’t care about the fit of his skinny jeans.”

Winners, please email me at princeofpetworth(at)gmail for your shirts.