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  • mtpguy

    Sequestration takes a heavy toll on the Navy.

    • Matt

      Ha, first one nailed it.

  • FedEmployee

    (said in the correct voice) Lieutenant Dan?!

  • In order to ensure that he had plenty of water, Sen. Marco Rubio opted to deliver his next speech from the middle of a lake.

  • Latin Ninja

    Legend has it that if you get the fish high, you can convince them to voluntarily jump into your boat. Grant it that it was my cousin who told me this tale and we haven’t seen him in weeks.

  • bizzinger

    Rave: Great night at trivia with friends, although we lost

    Rave/Rant: Giving up sweets for Lent. 40 days is a really long time.

    – “SHHHHHut up and throw me a budweiser ‘fore you scare all the fish off”

  • gloomingdale

    Hey, Bloomingdale flooding has its perks…

  • wdc



  • Anonymous

    Snakeheadfish for dinner AGAIN?

    • Beat me to it…the Great Recession could save the Potomac.

  • Anonymous

    At a loss for what to do in 2016, the DNC has announced a new show, Fishing with Joe. Because what more do you really want to do with the guy?

  • Anonymous

    I wonder where that fish has gone…You did love it so. You looked after it like a son…And it went wherever I did go…Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
    Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!

  • Foggy Bottom fishing – it’s the new kick ball

  • RJ

    Residents in Foggy Bottom make the best during a rush hour flood yesterday.

  • KenyonDweller

    GDoN. Beautiful Bloomindale restoration! High end bath fixtures, restored hardwood flooring throughout, original trim details restored, modern kitchen w/ stainless steel appliances, 3 bdrm, 2.5 bath, private parking in rear. $729,000.

  • Mizkal

    Something you don’t want to hear in the fog “Hey, Fredo is that you?”

  • Richard

    Dan and Bob’s elation is short lived as the Coast Guard vessel coming to their rescue is just the water version of a desert mirage

  • Anonymous

    Hey, remember that part in Godfather II where the boat blows up?

  • The day the Snakehead Fish market peaked in the Chesapeake.

  • To make Purgatory more boring for 2013, the executive team has introduced a new “mandatory fishing” clause.

  • Global warming has had serious consequences on the ice fishing tradition in Minnesota

  • The Carnival Triumph will never make it to port in Alabama at this point!

  • Anonymous

    Foggy Caught ‘Em

  • “That’s not banjo music I’m hearing, is it?”


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