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  • The outsourcing of guard jobs has finally reached the K-9 sector.

  • caballero

    You guys keep quiet. I’ll do the talking when the girls come by.

  • Hey, have any of you guys seen this lost owner of mine?
    Oh that guy?!? He just went thataway!

  • EE

    One of these things is not like the other…

  • Scotty Terrier is not impressed.

  • LP

    Toto was skeptical of the Cowardly Lion’s Inauguration Day directions

  • LP

    Unleashed by Smart Pets

  • birdman

    man, he was serious when he said don’t look back… must. look. away!

  • Adriane

    I knew that White Which was trouble…

  • wow, folks in this neighborhood are so stiff. jeeze.

  • danidelle

    Wait! Wait! Wait! Is it the left paw or the right paw first? You guys need to get your choreography together!

  • JB

    You guys know that if you put your hand down after the shake, you get a treat right?

  • Anon

    Sup dawg

  • Happy family!

  • Ryan S

    These clowns couldn’t protect a house if their lives depended on it.

  • J

    The White House takes inauguration security to the next level.

  • Anonymous

    After the District finally allowed medical marijuana, there was a dramatic 2/3 increase in stoned dogs.

    • And 1/3 increase in sniffer dog unemployment rate.

  • saf

    Gorgon? What gorgon? I didn’t see anything. Hey guys, did you see a gorgon?

  • No, no and no!; I’m not going to dance the Macarena!; that is soooo 90’s guys!!

  • cara


  • “You guys may not know this, but I consider myself…a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack.”

  • April

    Right. So now the way to get the treat is to let the human shake your paw up and down. I know, weird, but they’re human.

  • Anonymous

    Officer, I’m sorry. I just can’t tell which it was. It was dark and I did have a drink before I left the party. And I was spending too much time cleaning the poop off my shoe to think about the perpetrator.

  • Anonymous

    I told you, I chose the wardrobe.

  • Sam

    Wait a second… when they said I was being outsourced I didn’t think this is what they meant.

  • I’m a dog and I ain’t lion!

  • Sarah

    What are you two do lion around here? This is my doggon territory!

  • All bark, no bite

  • Latin Ninja

    Warning to all dogs. Don’t pee on my marked spots!

  • jt

    Look to your right. Now look to your left. Both of them will still be in the exact same spots four years from now.

  • Guys, can you please look away? I can’t “go” when you’re watching…

  • re

    Wingmen! Make me look good guys.

  • RealityCheckDC

    Wingmen! Make me look good guys.


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