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  • Rukasu

    Unfortunate because people need to be reminded not to?

  • I like how the guy has a gut.

    Maybe it means, don’t lean on pointy bent things

  • Anonymous

    Where do I get one of these?

  • monkeyrotica

    That sign needs to be in Spanish, Tagalog, Urdu, and Klingon. Otherwise it’s a violation of the DC Human Rights and Multilingual Urine Signs Act of 2012.

  • The worst is when you get those temporary paper “Emergency: No Peeing” signs from the city, you post it on a tree a week in advance, and then you show up on the posted date and someone has peed in your spot.

  • Seawizzcuit

    I bet my racehorse stream can reach that sign.

  • Anonymous

    Can we get a few of those for the alley between the Unit Blocks of O and P Street, NW?

  • The sad thing about these signs is how much they’re a waste of money. People who pee in alleys don’t give a crap (no pun intended) about what signs (or people, for that matter) say. Saw a guy pissing in an alley near my place back in CH and yelled from the window “quit it, I see you!” he just smiled at me and kept pissing.

    • Anonymous

      to be fair, it’s difficult to stop mid piss.

    • Smile More

      you sound incredibly uptight

    • dirkdiggler

      I wish they urinated in the alley. I’ve had a puker, a peer and pooper on my FRONT lawn – 3 different people. The cranky old guy that tells kids to get off their lawn? That’s me and that’s a reason why.

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