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  • Verizon has such shitty service.

    • Skadoosh


  • caballero

    I’m on the way, but first, I gotta take care of some shit.

  • Anonymous

    walked along the avenue.
    I never thought I’d meet a girl like you;
    Meet a girl like you.
    With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
    The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
    Hypnotize me through.

    And I ran, I ran so far away.
    I just ran, I ran all night and day.
    I couldn’t get away.

  • The Jimmy

    I keep telling you, this isn’t ‘a few birds’! These are gulls, crows, swifts…!

  • “Hey Jim, is a limping pigeon human toed?”

  • Loganguydc

    Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds” digitally remastered in Instagram!

    • Anonymous


  • kolya

    Clockwise or counterclockwise…damn I never get it right.

  • Splat*

    I’ve had enough…I’m Over it..This Shyt is for the Birds!

  • TC

    Dave hoped he wasn’t about to get pigeon-holed.

  • Dupont circle, nothing to crow about

  • While the New Orleans Hornets announce they will be the Pelicans next season, the Ted Leonsis strongly considers renaming the Wizards, “the Pigeons”.

  • b’more attorney

    AND now I know why we used to always wear hats . . .

  • Anonima

    When Jacques the pigeon decided to photobomb the tourist’s shot of the fountain he had no idea of what he started…

  • John quickened his pace once he realized Flight of the Valkyries wasn’t coming from his earbuds but from somewhere…above.

  • No, dude, I’m testing my personal missile defense system.

  • “No, I’m not dressed like Tippi Hedren. Why do you ask?”

  • jjjjjj

    The meetup for bread crumb enthusiasts ended in chaos.

  • KenyonDweller

    Apple unveils its new messaging system, the iCarrier.

  • In threatened ecosystems like the urban center of Washington, D.C., vultures will not scavenge upon lobbyist meat, instead leaving the walking carcasses of those poor creatures for the pigeons…

  • louli

    John was just in time for the flash mob, but he couldn’t master the most important move.

  • Anonymous

    Efforts to relabel the Samuel Francis Du Pont Memorial Fountain as the hot new neighborhood of U-DU-BI-BA (Upper Dupont Birdbath) has been a smashing success!

  • Its almost birdflu season!


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