Photo by PoPville flickr user pablo.raw
Congrats to Twee with:
“I hope the perp is still up there.”
Runner up to Rigor with:
“High speed chases are not what they used to be.”
Honorable mention to austindc with:
“Attention Metro customers: escalators are out of service at the Columbia Heights Metro Station. Shuttle service is available from the bottom of the escalator to the top. Please allow for an extra 45 minutes of travel time.”
Winners please email me directly at princeofpetworth(at)gmail so I can get you your shirts.