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  • A few good men…. for moi!!!

    • +1. love this. :-)

    • Mat

      +1. This is hilarious.

  • David Delcher

    How did she follow us from Colombia?

    • anon

      +1

  • Ms. Piggy finally has an escort she feels is fitting for her stature as an international symbol of glamor.

  • Once again, the choice between defense and pork is on full parade in our nation’s capital.

    • fixit

      +1

    • Brilliant.

      Nailed it.

    • cranky

      +1. this is great!

  • fixit

    Call off the troops. It’s a ”swine float” not ”swine flu”!

  • cole

    So, this gal is all over me last night. But then her froggy boyfriend shows up….oh she’s behind me, isn’t she?

  • Herb

    I see London. I see France.
    I see Miss Piggy’s underpants

  • jindc

    “Why does the Air Force get an extra marcher?” (any Marine family will get that one…)

    • E&T

      Look closer, far right is Coast Guard. Army leading the formation then (from left to right) Army, MC, Navy, AF, CG)

      • jindc

        I know – it was a “fat in the air force” jab

  • anonnnnn

    “she’s a lady, woah woah woah, she’s a lady”

  • G on Prkwood

    “Happy Hunger Games! And may the odds be ever in your favor!”
    -Effie Trinket

  • Anonymous

    Forget straw, sticks or bricks – this little pig has the &*%$ Marines.

  • Dan

    Muppets from Space 2: The Overlords.

    Taking over America this summer!

  • When Miss Piggy and Kermit finally split for good, he opted for the strongest restraining order possible.

  • PG

    To celebrate the 25th anniversary of Pink Floyd’s Animals, Roger Waters will record a followup to it, but this time for kids.

  • Stoney_D

    Why did the Ms. Piggy join the Army? She heard the food was a mess.

    or

    Now that pigs can fly, the army recruited Ms. Piggy for their new Pre-Bacon battalion.

  • b4life

    Dolly Parton in effigy? It must be the grand opening of Dollywood East!

    BTW, I heart Ms. Piggy and Dolly Parton

  • Craig

    Look out Kermieeeeeeee.

  • lp

    Kerrrrrrmie! Madonna’s entrance was better than mine!

  • Dude, you thought serving special brownies to the military float committee would be funny. Look at what hungry and horny men come up with.

  • ken

    For $47 we could have made this all go away….

  • TG

    An early triumph of the repeal of don’t ask don’t tell was this marine corps tribute to Miss Piggy, who we all know was a tranny.

  • Sundays

    Soldier one: Why do we always come here, I guess we’ll never know.

    Soldier two: It’s like some kind of torture, to sit and watch the show.

    Tuba Player: buh buh buh.

  • The voice

    Christina Aguilera has really let her self go.

  • Phil

    Pearls Before Swine

  • Anonymous

    What’s green and slimy and smells like . . . oh, nevermind.

  • M

    A little smack down to Kermy!

  • Anonymous

    Seems that the royal honeymoon is officially over and Kate has really let herself go.

  • Frenchie311

    “Hey, you can’t walk away from moi! You owe me another $50!”

    • Anonymous

      HA!

  • Steve R

    After slaying a rampaging miss Piggy, the national guard stuffed and victoriously paraded her carcass around the city.

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