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Good Deal or Not? Weekly Wed. House Porn “PATIO, POOL AND TREE HOUSE” edition

by Prince Of Petworth July 20, 2011 at 1:00 pm 14 Comments

This house is located at 4521 Garfield St, NW:


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The flier says:

“TUCKED UP AND AWAY FROM GARFIELD STREET ON A HILL NESTLED AMONG HOLLIES, BOXWOOD AND AZALEAS YOU’LL FIND AN ELEGANT AND TRADITIONAL “8” BEDROOM HOME BUILT IN 1930. NINE FOOT CEILINGS W/ RECESSED LIGHTING, STEPDOWN FAMILY ROOM, TERRACED REAR YARD EXPANSIVE PATIO, POOL AND TREE HOUSE. FIRST TIME ON MARKET IN 30 YRS. FIRST AND ONLY OPEN HOUSE”

You can find more info here and a virtual tour here.

This 8 bed/6 bath is yours for $2,295,000.

  • Johnson

    Can I sublet that treehouse? Since this is in DC, I could probably get $1,200/month for it.

  • Jen H.

    Yeah, that treehouse looks so cool!

    I wonder why there isn’t a picture of the pool?

    • jm

      I assume the pool is in the treehouse

      • Jen H.

        Now that would be an awesome treehouse!!!!

  • Bloomingdale

    I have lived in DC about 4 years now and it is just SO weird to see places like this and think it is IN DC. I am so used to seeing the slums of DC and the riff raff.

  • WDC

    A resounding MEH.

    I have been spoiled by previous hardcore house porn. The mainstream stuff just doesn’t rev my engine anymore.

  • Sammy

    I would just love the chance to say, “If you need me, I’ll be in the solarium.”

  • Chris

    hahahahhaha +1

  • Lizi

    When’s the open house? This has to be one of the few House Prons without ridiculously detracting decor. Drool.

    • Neighbor

      Um, did you see the solarium?

      • Lizi

        Fine.

        You’ll find me in the treehouse.

  • Analnymous

    One has to have have massive balls to write the description in all CAPS (perhaps the realtor is AA.. what’s up with that, by the way) and to have only one open house to boot!

  • what the hell does anyone need with 8 bedrooms and 6 baths?

    • Andy(2)

      Are there really eight bedrooms or just “8” bedrooms?

      If there are maybe for:
      staff
      gift wrapping room
      china room
      puppies
      Von Trapp children

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