• Greg

    Why Consuela, I didn’t know you wore glasses?

    • Anonymous

      +1 Cheesy but good.

  • andy

    I see how you carry the glasses, but how do you carry the bottles?

  • Herb

    Looks like TMZ is correct–Bristol Palin HAS had some work done!

  • mca


  • lemon

    While Mexican Double Dare may feature more technical dance numbers, its still about the same thing in the end: Filling something on your head with slime.

  • jm

    the royal wedding this aint.

  • Albert H

    Is it okay if I put my credit card between your glasses?

  • MBru

    “Would you like a glass of bad decisions?”

  • a-non

    When I asked for a girl who gives good head, I wasn’t expecting this!

  • Joshua G

    No no no, I ordered salsa….not salsa.

  • Christine

    I could have swore I already poured that drink order. Where on earth did I put it?

  • Andy(2)

    Guys DO make passes at girls that wear glasses!

  • Dan

    High stakes wet t-shirt contest

  • caballero

    Ay mamita, dame un vasito de esa leche tuya.

  • JB

    Geez, these hipsters are taking Cinco De Mayo to another level this year

  • Tex

    Miss Loco-Luci’s “head of the glass” fierce-fiesta couture has earned her the crown for this week’s drag race. Shantay, you stay.

  • Anonymous

    Can I cut in?

  • Joshua G

    ¡Viva la Drink Dance Revolucion!

  • my ‘hood

    cinco de urine sample day…

  • BT

    The CDC ups the ante in their new presentation to athletes that explains the hidden dangers of head injuries.

  • Yes I farted.

  • caballero

    My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

  • caballero


    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

  • Kalia

    the new chupitos de cuerpo!

  • tapes

    The tradition of wearing hats to horse races like the Kentucky Derby doesn’t translate as hoped at the Tijuana donkey shows.


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