• Eric

    OMG. What happened last night.

  • Sir lost a lot

    Aw man, it’s almost been 30 minutes… how in the HELL do you cross this water?!

  • Anonymous

    fuck my life.

  • Anonymous

    oh sh*t, 30 minuets!

  • PG

    I could’ve had a V8!

    • Kalorini

      Haha FTW!

    • Jaynuze

      Damn … I was thinking the same thing!!

  • houseintherear

    Good God I have a giant penis.

  • PhartN


  • CHisOK!

    You’re so DC and you don’t even know it!

  • Petworther

    I got it! ‘Capital Boatshare!’

  • Kristen

    In tribute to those who keep our economy running, the Tidal Basin’s newest attraction is the “Monument of the Flummoxed Tourist.”

  • dcglee

    I don’t know what all those commenters on PoP are talking about. This city is idyllic!

  • PG

    Okay, let me retrace my steps. Rented this bike on Sunday night. Took a ride to the White House. Joined the crowd and drank some Four Loko. Took that “vitamin” pill that those GW students gave me. Then ???? and now I’m here…

  • MSF

    I’m okay with the size, but does it have to be two-toned? It just makes things awkward later on.

  • Ben

    “Crap- I should have painted it all one color”

  • Charlie Jones

    That’s no monument, it’s a space station!

    -May the 4th be with you

  • Pokerface

    Where did I leave poor ET?

  • ess

    wait–where did I leave that bike? that’s $1000 down the drain.

  • mm

    after chuck norris returned from a quick trip pakistan he road around dc a bit.

  • Kardinal

    Rodin in DC.

  • who said size doesn’t matter?

  • caballero

    Once John learned to rub his head and pat his belly at the same time, he moved on to greater challenges.

  • Mateo

    I knew there wasn’t going to be much street parking in Arlington, but I didn’t think I’d have to go this far.

  • brightyellowhouseonsherman

    What a city.

  • Shawn F

    This far away and I still can’t find an open dock.

  • PETE

    Spotcycle fail.

  • MT

    What?! 8,000+ new Bikeshare riders added from the Living Social deal? I’m never giving this bike back.

  • Heather

    Crap. I knew I shouldn’t have used Google maps.

  • Pete

    I could really go for a popsicle right about now.

  • and also

    That’s a big &^%%&ing obelisk

  • PG

    I knew I shouldn’t have listened to those locals when they told me the Air and Space Museum was on J Street and I would have to cross a bridge to find it!

  • J

    Success! The monument is perfectly lined up with his head!

  • alphatango

    Capitol Bikeshare wasn’t the best choice for riding for DC Tri this weekend.

  • tapes

    Bet you’ll never guess what my other hand is doing…

  • Manpuu puu

    Just watching the cherries pop

  • Mari

    A man sits and wonders, “Am I over my ‘first 30 minutes free’ limit?”

  • HiPo

    “…now, where did I put that erector set I had as a kid?”

  • MBA Thug

    This one is better

    “Watch as captial bikeshare notorious for feeding on tourists, stalks his prey.


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