PoPville Photo Archives Caption Contest

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by Prince Of Petworth November 16, 2010 at 10:04 pm 40 Comments

Photo by PoPville flickr user bajidc

Another potential tough one but also another potential awesome one… Your captions in the comments and winners (PoP t-shirt) picked Friday.

FN

It’s not a snowball – he’s cool.
mel

Sir, you can stand back or have Darth Vader stick his light saber up your ass. Your choice.
- underwood
  
  Can’t stop laughing.
Goku

The Village People, 2010 kid friendly edition.
Collin

Stupid rebels. Stupid exhaust port. I hope I can get to the Hill soon to lobby for another Death Star.
- herewegoagain
  
  LOL! that made me snort.
Tres

“Gee, Darth, what do you want to do tonight?”

“The same thing we do every night, Obi-Wan —- try to take over Adams Morgan.”
- Heather
  
  +1
  (tee hee)
Jack5

As the economic downturn got even more dramatic, even “Mini Darth Vader” had to flock from Vegas to DC in hopes of finding a job; To his dismay, he managed only to land a gig for free, as a DCPS school crossing guard.
AWard

You’re not my father and my name’s not Luke. Why do you keep saying that?
- Frankie James
  
  FUNNY!
jellyroll

I will lead you all across the street safely with my light saber! It is obvious that we are invisible to this MPD officer.
PG

In a bold and dseperate move, the rebels hired Jawas and Ewoks to infiltrate the Death Star with not so clever disguises.
Anonymous

The 2000 Presidential Inaugural Parade was flawlessly reenacted by the elementary school kids as if it were really Dick Cheney walking arm-in-arm with GWB.
Kardinal

These are not the children you are looking for.
- TaylorStreetMan
  
  damn! beat me to the punch!
  looks like it’s working on the cop.
jm

this pod race causes too many damn street closures
AtticusGrinch

Why didn’t I call for backup? The Force is strong with these little ones.
Matt G

The ‘March for Gay Cross-Dressing Dwarfs Rights’ is small, but necessary.
IHOP

Bobby found little consolation that instead of winning first place in the Halloween costume contest; he was voted “Most Likely to Appear in a Future PoP T-shirts Continue to Travel the Globe Post.”
Ann

These are not the Jedi you’re looking for.
tapes

Suprisingly, the really big kid in the police costume received the most candy. He later acknowledged that the motorcyle and handgun helped.
KR

These buttons on my chest are to call my mother when I’m ready to go home.
(Yes, Triumph the Dog said that ;-))
christy

I’m totally winning the costume contest. Look, I even got a motorcycle!
steve

On October 31, 2010, Darth Vader leads the Million Sith March to the Lincoln Memorial. Attendance projections varied, with CBS reporting 100,000 attendess and FOX News reporting 3 million.
David Magee

I guess it’s laundry day at his house, eh?
Johnny the Blade

screw the cops, we are going to the gangbang!
Gonzo

Police Officer – Everyone stay back! Darth has a hostage!
Marta

Lets walk away from the butterfly lady. She is totally ruining my look.
Tobias

Luke, come with me to the dark side… It’s a new Sith-friendly coffee shop that just opened up off Sherman Ave.
TG

In a bold political move, Dennis Kucinich donned full Darth Vader garb at a Halloween event at a local elementary school.
Kardinal

Ms. Lippy led her 3rd grade class to their Halloween parade which started near the Sith-teen hundred block of Euclid.
TA

George Lucas to Steven Spielberg: “No you idiot, I said we were going to make a Star Wars prequel, not a Star Wars pre-school.”
TGAA

I told you that if Michelle Rhee left the schools would go to the dark side but you just wouldn’t listen.
PG

And the winners of this year’s costume contest are Young Darth Vader and Young Rachel Maddow.
PFL

Wait a second, let’s recap. Last night, we lost my Death Star, we accepted candy from the Butterfly Lady, and now some motorcycle cop want us to walk down some street we can’t pronounce. I hate to say it, Luke, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying.
PFL

Morphing is cool!
jdm

Move along, folks. Nothing to see here.
Drfoqui

“Luke, I am your son.”
CMMA

Years later we would all look back and reminisce about little Dickey Vader and what a sweet child, helpful, and popular child he once was.

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