• FN

    It’s not a snowball – he’s cool.

  • mel

    Sir, you can stand back or have Darth Vader stick his light saber up your ass. Your choice.

    • underwood

      Can’t stop laughing.

  • Goku

    The Village People, 2010 kid friendly edition.

  • Collin

    Stupid rebels. Stupid exhaust port. I hope I can get to the Hill soon to lobby for another Death Star.

    • herewegoagain

      LOL! that made me snort.

  • Tres

    “Gee, Darth, what do you want to do tonight?”

    “The same thing we do every night, Obi-Wan —- try to take over Adams Morgan.”

    • Heather

      (tee hee)

  • Jack5

    As the economic downturn got even more dramatic, even “Mini Darth Vader” had to flock from Vegas to DC in hopes of finding a job; To his dismay, he managed only to land a gig for free, as a DCPS school crossing guard.

  • You’re not my father and my name’s not Luke. Why do you keep saying that?

  • jellyroll

    I will lead you all across the street safely with my light saber! It is obvious that we are invisible to this MPD officer.

  • PG

    In a bold and dseperate move, the rebels hired Jawas and Ewoks to infiltrate the Death Star with not so clever disguises.

  • Anonymous

    The 2000 Presidential Inaugural Parade was flawlessly reenacted by the elementary school kids as if it were really Dick Cheney walking arm-in-arm with GWB.

  • Kardinal

    These are not the children you are looking for.

    • TaylorStreetMan

      damn! beat me to the punch!
      looks like it’s working on the cop.

  • jm

    this pod race causes too many damn street closures

  • AtticusGrinch

    Why didn’t I call for backup? The Force is strong with these little ones.

  • Matt G

    The ‘March for Gay Cross-Dressing Dwarfs Rights’ is small, but necessary.

  • IHOP

    Bobby found little consolation that instead of winning first place in the Halloween costume contest; he was voted “Most Likely to Appear in a Future PoP T-shirts Continue to Travel the Globe Post.”

  • Ann

    These are not the Jedi you’re looking for.

  • tapes

    Suprisingly, the really big kid in the police costume received the most candy. He later acknowledged that the motorcyle and handgun helped.

  • KR

    These buttons on my chest are to call my mother when I’m ready to go home.
    (Yes, Triumph the Dog said that ;-))

  • christy

    I’m totally winning the costume contest. Look, I even got a motorcycle!

  • steve

    On October 31, 2010, Darth Vader leads the Million Sith March to the Lincoln Memorial. Attendance projections varied, with CBS reporting 100,000 attendess and FOX News reporting 3 million.

  • David Magee

    I guess it’s laundry day at his house, eh?

  • Johnny the Blade

    screw the cops, we are going to the gangbang!

  • Gonzo

    Police Officer – Everyone stay back! Darth has a hostage!

  • Marta

    Lets walk away from the butterfly lady. She is totally ruining my look.

  • Tobias

    Luke, come with me to the dark side… It’s a new Sith-friendly coffee shop that just opened up off Sherman Ave.

  • TG

    In a bold political move, Dennis Kucinich donned full Darth Vader garb at a Halloween event at a local elementary school.

  • Kardinal

    Ms. Lippy led her 3rd grade class to their Halloween parade which started near the Sith-teen hundred block of Euclid.

  • TA

    George Lucas to Steven Spielberg: “No you idiot, I said we were going to make a Star Wars prequel, not a Star Wars pre-school.”

  • TGAA

    I told you that if Michelle Rhee left the schools would go to the dark side but you just wouldn’t listen.

  • PG

    And the winners of this year’s costume contest are Young Darth Vader and Young Rachel Maddow.

  • PFL

    Wait a second, let’s recap. Last night, we lost my Death Star, we accepted candy from the Butterfly Lady, and now some motorcycle cop want us to walk down some street we can’t pronounce. I hate to say it, Luke, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying.

  • PFL

    Morphing is cool!

  • jdm

    Move along, folks. Nothing to see here.

  • Drfoqui

    “Luke, I am your son.”

  • Years later we would all look back and reminisce about little Dickey Vader and what a sweet child, helpful, and popular child he once was.


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