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  • ah

    They’ll sell those to you in Xi’an. $1000 or so was the starting price I was quoted for a “life size” version like this.

  • There is no question that, with the proper incantation, that soldier will come to life and march with the great army of doom.

    • ah

      It’s already bugged and sending back sensitive national security information to China. So in a sense the proper incantation has already been said.


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