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A Little Friday Fun

by Prince Of Petworth April 4, 2008 at 1:00 pm 3 Comments

Every now and then I forget just how funny the Onion newspaper can be. My faith was restored when I saw the April 3rd Edition.

You have to read the story titled Report: Nation’s Gentrified Neighborhoods Threatened by Aristocratization. It is hilarious and below is an excerpt:

“According to a report released Tuesday by the Brookings Institution, a Washington-based think tank, the recent influx of exceedingly affluent powder-wigged aristocrats into the nation’s gentrified urban areas is pushing out young white professionals, some of whom have lived in these neighborhoods for as many as seven years.”

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