Live Standup Comedy in Arlington, VA!
Friday, September 18, 2026
8pm (Doors open at 7)
Crystal City Sports Pub – 3rd Floor Lounge
Arlington, VA
Come early for full Dinner and Drink Service
Headliner: Carmen Lagala
Carmen is a New York City-based stand-up comedian, writer, and actor who finds humor in life's mess with a mix of warmth, dark humor, and playful honesty. She has appeared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Don't Tell Comedy, and Cracked. Her debut stand-up special, Sweet Batch, has surpassed 300,000 organic views on YouTube.
Featuring: Sam Sisson
Sam is a Maryland-based comedian; inventor of Durst Traps (photoshopping Fred Durst into thirst traps), former National Air Sex Champion (she’s really great at f-ing nothing at all), and miscellaneous third thing.
Sam has opened for prominent comedians such as; Bobcat Goldthwait, Kelsey Cook, and Todd Barry. After her set, Todd told her “Good job,” which he later downgraded to “You did fine.” Check her out and judge for yourself (in-person or on social media @queefpantry)!
Hector Castro:
Hector is a Mexican comedian based in the Washington, D.C metropolitan area. His comedy features short, lighthearted yet poignant anecdotes about his life with a tinge of social commentary.