You can see last week’s winner here. Your captions in the comment section, winner announced Friday. (Ed. note: I still have a few shirts I need to get to previous winners, sorry for the delay!)


You can see all the entries here. This week’s winner goes to EdTheRed:

“We in no way regret paying $849,750 for this house two years ago.”

Please email me directly so I can get you a t-shirt.


You can see last week’s winner here. I’ve noted this house in the past which always makes me laugh because of the boarded up windows behind the sign. Your caption in the comments, winner announced Friday.


Lots of great entries this week. Please email me directly so I can you your t-shirts.

The winner goes to jb:

“The lesson, as always, never hire a garden gnome with a drinking problem.”

Runner up from yandymung:

“His efforts at building an illuminated walkway were progressing nicely until the fireflies died.”


You can see all the entries here. This week’s winner goes to Stacey:

“So, I was supposed to calculate how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop WITHOUT eating it? Bitch.”

Runner up from Anonymous:

“She did not, in fact, know why the caged bird sings, so an experiment was arranged.”

Please email me so I can get you your t-shirts.


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