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“Dear PoPville,
On October 21, I went to Grand Central to watch open mic standup comedy.
I was excited when you stood up to perform as I think you are quite pretty.
Maybe it is wishful thinking, but it seemed as if you were focusing on me as you joked about your heritage and your roommates.
To me, you look like Rita from “Oliver and Company.” Yeah, I just compared you to a cartoon dog, but Rita is my first and most enduring celebrity crush. She is a saluki, even that sounds hot.
Suh
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ki
I am the man in the brown jacket and the black pompadour. Now that I think about it, I also look a little like Rita. Just a little bit. Not as much as you. I hop you respond to this and we can get together. I am sure that being with me will generate some material.”
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