Play sexy games, win sexy prizes at this inclusive real-life storytelling open mic– a rowdy, warm, welcoming pub night out!
The speaker holds the mic in a hand that shakes a little. “I’m so nervous,” they admit. “I’ve never been onstage before. I didn’t think I’d really be picked for a story tonight!”
As one, the audience erupts into cheers of support, applauding, calling out, “You got this!” “We love you!” “Your life is awesome!”
And for the next five minutes, that first-time-onstage storyteller delights the packed house, sharing a real sx story from their lives. It might be funny, or sweet, or shocking; it might be queer or straight; kinky or soft, solo or duet or a whole damn symphony of smutty; the teller might be fat, or trans, or disabled, or mature. They might stumble over a word or ramble a little– but it turns out to be part of the charm. Whatever that story is, whoever the teller is, the audience adores them…and feels safer in their own sxuality.
The judges are making note of the really exceptional stories, and this one has them riveted.
That storyteller who’s never been onstage before goes home with a spicy toy prize and a glow of pride.
That’s the magic that is Smut Slam.
How it works:
This is a storytelling OPEN MIC– that means you’re the show!
Audience members can sign up to tell a 5 minute story about something real AND CONSENSUAL that happened to them in their s*x lives.
A panel of local celebrity judges scores each teller, and the top 3 tellers go home with a prize– spicy toys, books, event memberships, safer s*x supplies.
There’s also the Fckbucket, where audience members can write down anonymous questions (about sx ed, relationships, resources, etc) or spicy confessions, and your femme-cee Diva Darling will read them aloud between stories. At the end of the night, all F*ckbucket entries are put into a raffle for a prize from our sponsor Uberlube!
Every June, Smut Slam DC honors Pride month with our theme– this year it’s “Taste the Rainbow”! In these times, it’s more important than ever that we celebrate and share queer lives and experiences. At this show, we’re centering LGBTQIA+ storytellers and stories by giving them priority. However, straight tellers/stories are still welcome!
The world of human intimacy is a brilliant spectrum with countless facets and expressions, all of them beautiful and marvelous. Share your tales of your first explorations into the wilderness of your seggsuality. Make us snap our fans with the fabulous details of your IYKYK party play. Tell us about the time your hanky flagging went hilariously awry. WAS she flirting, or just being nice?? It’s a kiki of the k1nky and caring alike, so come celebrate Pride in a space where we all think you– and your life– are truly awesome!