Winner goes to ET with:

“We may have to wear these stupid hats but at least we aren’t on the menu.”

Runner up is J.on14th with:

“We’re all ready for a night on the town, if only the GOP would bring us back our lipstick.”

And WDC with:

“I swear, Sal… one more of these stupid costumes and I’m going to throw myself to those lions over on 14th Street.”

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