Congratulations to Coop:
“No, there’s no way the Real World kids are on that side. Let’s check Adam’s Mill. I heard Paul Rudd went there.”
You win the free tickets to the Old Ebbitt Grill Block Party which will take place rain or shine on G Street NW between 14th and 15th Streets on September 5. Please email me directly at princeofpetworth(at)gmail(dot)com so I can get you on the list.
Runners up go to Redhead with:
“A: They say that way lies a strange land. Like nothing you’ve seen before.
B: Oh? What’s there? Dragons? Bears?
A: Some say. Others tell of three bedroom homes for under 500K.
B: Ooh! And unicorns? Tell me there’re unicorns!”
and KR with:
“When Bob and Lisa bought their tickets for their honeymoon in Trinidad, they didn’t expect to be dropped off here.”
KR and Redhead please email me so I can get you t-shirts.