You can see all the entries here. Please email me directly so I can get you a t-shirt. This was another tough one but I went with jrudian:
Akbar Distribtors: We’ve got bean pies & carrot cakes…all we need is “U”!
I can’t explain it but I also found the following insane entry from the Magic Baker pretty funny as well:
A quick glance and you’ll never notice the missing letter.
A long stare you will get both confused then hungry.
Finally you drunkedly dial the number then quickly a voice answers “AKBAR DISTRIBTORS” you then say to the voice, “YOU MEAN DISTRIBUTORS” then the voice argues with you and yells “NO DISTRIBTORS FCKR” by then you had it with this guy and he says “GOT YOU” Man I was only playing man how many pies you want?