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I’m Going To Be Honest, These Signs Kind of Freak Me Out

By Prince Of Petworth
Published July 28, 2008 at 9:49PM | Updated July 17, 2024 at 5:54PM

Right? It looks like someone is getting abducted from behind. That certainly doesn’t indicate a safe place to me. Right? My safe place sign would have a picture of Elle Macpherson, a few meximelts from Taco Bell, some Dunkin Donuts coffee and maybe a couple of bottles of Budweiser. Then I’d know it was a safe place for sure.


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