This should probably be in the Smithsonian somewhere but I was stunned to see it just sitting on a curb. Abs by Jake of course is from one of the greatest infomericals ever next to that rotisserie chicken thing by Ron Popeil. As I was marveling at this modern day work of art, a guy walks right up and takes it right in front of my eyes! That guy is going to have some pretty sick abs. Well truth be known I’d rather find one of those rotisserie chicken things.