You Are Warned

by Prince Of Petworth September 25, 2007 at 10:41 pm 21 Comments

Spider-Squirrel Cropped, originally uploaded by PixEmonkey.

I don’t know if anyone else has noticed but there is a new gang in town. From what I can tell, they are not affiliated with any of the traditional culprits. I am sorry to report that they are becoming more brazen. A neighbor of mine reported one coming right up on his porch, taking a dump, while my neighbor is sitting right there mind you, and then laughing at him. Unfortunately that is not a lone encounter, this gray menace runs in packs. They make a racket and chase each other all over peoples yards and in the streets. I’ve tried calling 311 but they are lightning quick and can vanish in seconds. My advice to you: Don’t look them in the eyes and try to ignore them. Do not confront them under any circumstances. I’ll update you as I find out more…


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