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GDoN “Historic Jewel Box prominently sited at top of Spanish Steps” edition

by Prince Of Petworth May 11, 2016 at 12:15 pm 27 Comments

1743 22nd Street Northwest

This house is located at 1743 22nd Street, Northwest. The listing says:

“Historic Jewel Box prominently sited at top of Spanish Steps. Mansion residence & Carriage House connected by state of the art kitchen and solarium, Private pool and walled garden. Fit for the most elegant entertaining or family living with numerous BR’s and living spaces. Rare Gem not traded in over 30 yrs. Fantastic Pedigree – Kennedy Admin presidential guest house.”

GDoN

You can see, and really need to see, more photos here.

This 8 bed/6 full/2 half bath is going for $5,995,000.

  • jaybird

    That hurts my eyes.

  • I’ve no desire to live in a jewel box, but I would give up my firstborn child as trade for this house.

    • Los

      Lol… I was about to post the exact same comment. Now, I’ll offer my left testicle instead

    • Idontgetit

      Hmm…but I thought Justin, you didn’t want to have children?

      • I don’t, which makes it all the more easier to trade them away.

      • textdoc

        LOL! Good point. :)

    • I Dont Get It

      So Los is actually making the greater sacrifice. ;-)

  • Bloomy

    ok, so i actually think the 80s got some things right, e.g., matching furniture/wallpaper/blinds.

    • Cassie

      That room also has a bookcase door from the other room!

  • rindupont

    I hope whoever buys that does a full gut job on the decor.

    • A. Nony Mouse

      Kitchen looks recently redone though so really it’s just surface stuff that needs work. Won’t cost that much to change out wallpaper and repaint. If someone is dropping $6 mil on a house I’m sure they can afford someone to repaint the interior.

  • marybindc

    “Not traded in 30 years” = not redecorated in 30 years.

    Anyone remember Laura Ashley? (anyone remember 1986?)

    • ET

      O yes. I had LA bedding for college (I didn’t particularly care what I used and it was second hand)

  • Idontgetit

    I’m not bothering to look at the interior. YES I WANT THIS!!!!!

    • Seriously – the interior can be redone – the property is spectacular!!

  • anonymous

    Just as I was beginning to think DC has no trophy properties.

    • Anon

      Haha – what?!? You can’t be serious mate.

  • textdoc

    Some of the photos make my eyes hurt — like the room where the upholstery, wallpaper, and curtain valance all have the exact same pattern — but I imagine this would be a very nice house to have and redecorate to one’s own taste.

  • jim_ed

    “Kennedy Admin presidential guest house”

    This definitely means it was the Kennedy sexpad, right?

  • DM

    Does that sunroom remind anyone else of the recently-demolished Courthouse Wendy’s?

    • anonymous

      Haha..did they knocked that thing down in one day? I drive by there everyday on way to city and only yesterday that I notixced it was reduced to a pile of rubble.

  • Anonamom

    I’m beginning to think that rich people really have zero taste.

  • distritera

    I’ve always loved this little nook of Kalorama. The Spanish steps are a really cool hidden gem. If I had the money I’d grab this up, 80s decor and all!

  • SP

    Who says taste has to change with the times? I am sure plenty of millennials (myself included) will have barn door partitions in older age!

    • AMDCer

      Yup – my parents still have all the mid-century modern stuff that they bought when they first got married – they’re finally hip again!

  • neighbor

    This place was clearly decorated in the 80s and not changed since then, but if I had the money I would totally buy the house because all that can be fixed and it’s a gorgeous location.

  • The Dude

    Too small… I couldn’t even fit a marching band in that solarium!

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