This house is located at 931 7th Street, NE:
The Listing says:
“Builders come in like wrecking balls, walls fall before asking what the house might want. A softer-touch held this soul intact, in fact, a partnership with her, blending classic and new, lightning’s flash is quick & easy, but renovation requires meditation for thunder to strike a quieter chord, in a deeper melody, not so pop, chart’s top forever. Think Carly S, not Miley C. Less Kanya, more B. I. G.”
Ed. Note: This was requested by two separate readers because of the prose.
You can see more photos here
In my humble opinion, actually looks really good despite the ridiculous description.
This 4 bed/3.5 bath is going for $768,500.