A List of the Top 13 DC Neighborhoods Where Some Residents Could Go Berserk if You Get their “Borders” Wrong

I have spent many a white night deliberating over this list:

13. Congress Heights
12. Crestwood
11. 16th Street Heights
10. Bloomingdale/Ledroit Park
9. Kingman Park
8. Capitol Hill
7. Manor Park
6. Michigan Park
5. Eckington
4. Edgewood
3. Parkview/Pleasant Plains
2. Mt. Vernon Squangle
1. Swampoodle