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Good Deal or Not? Weekly Wed. House Porn “sophistication and style” edition

by Prince Of Petworth June 6, 2012 at 1:00 pm 9 Comments

This house is located at 3715 49th Street, NW:


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The listing says:

“A beautifully expanded and renovated colonial with pretty gardens, exceptional floor plan for entertaining & living, finished lower level – potential 4th bedroom, Master has a bedroom-sized custom walk-in closet, sophistication and style found throughout. Priced to sell.”

You can see a virtual tour here.

This 3 bed/3 bath is going for $1,600,000.

  • Anonymous

    Uh(g), totally not my cup o’ tea.

  • Anonymous

    I’m pretty sure Mike Brady designed this house.

    • Really – he designed 1940s feux-Colonials?

      • Anonymous

        Go away troll

  • anon

    It may be “going” for that but doubt it will be “gone” for that.

  • Anonymous

    Seems high to me. It has the square footage to maybe play in the north of 1.2 million range but it is only 3 bedrooms. If you are loooking for this amoutn of space, you are probably a family and hence want 4 bedrooms at a minimum. I just don’t see it.

  • Sir Douchy

    I expect more for my house porn. This dog just doesn’t do it for me, and there’s a whiff of stale about the whole house.

  • JohnnyRottenFace

    This is not porn, this is like crappy TBS late-night. The wide angle on that lens must be something reverse-telescopic. Where do they get off calling that back yard “gardens?” Listen, I think the house is nice and tastefully maintained, but $1.6M is a lot of money. It makes me think these folks are quite greedy. I am guessing under $1.1M at the most. If it were two blocks east, it could go for $1.3M. Never $1.6M.

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