“Suspect assaulted driver and stole bus, struck a pedestrian in gas station lot. Pedestrian has been pronounced”

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Via MPD

MPD reports:

“PD on the scene of “bus”jacking in the 4200 b/o Minnesota Ave, NE. Suspect in custody. Additional details to follow. PIO en route to scene”

“Suspect assaulted driver and stole bus, struck a pedestrian in gas station lot. Pedestrian has been pronounced.”

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  • Pronounced…? dead? Yikes.

  • Terrible, sad.

  • This is the type of stuff that law school final exam hypotheticals are made out of.

    • That or an episode of Law & Order where it turns out there is some deeper conspiracy related to a passenger or the suspect.

      • Isn’t it obvious the real bad guy is a major pharmaceutical CEO who lives in the Palisades? He’s having an affair with a diplomat’s wife, while also conducting illegal drug trials on underprivileged DC youth. One of the youths found out about the affair and attempted to blackmail him, so he had his scientists juice that kid’s meds in an attempt to silence him, but instead he became manic and delusional and stole the bus.

        Book ’em Cathy. You’re welcome, U.S. Attorney.

  • What is going on with juveniles in this city! Awful.

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