Ha! Agreed. Thanks to a reader for sending from MPD:
“The Metropolitan Police Department and the Department of Transportation would like to inform the public of intermittent street closures in conjunction with “Sundress Fest” May 1, 2016.
The following streets will be closed on May 1, 2016, from 8:00am to 9:00pm:
Kenyon Street NW from 11st Street to 13th Street NW
*Note: local traffic will be allowed when safe to do so, only at the direction of a Police or Traffic officer.”