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  • justinbc

    I ran by this the other day and thought it must be a crossfit gym.

  • This is an art piece not a park. According to the rules it seems like they intended it to be used as a reading room. I hope the NOMA bid didn’t spend part of their 50 million park budget on this.

  • Where is this park located?

  • no running? what?

  • Yeah. I’d like to see any 3 year old follow that rule.

    • I’d like to see a drunk 25 year old follow that rule… I look at that and I instantly hear “Bro, hold my beer…”

  • How is this a park?

  • Hmmm, the park seems brought to you by the folks who brought you the S Street Dog Park.

  • Physical activity in this park? Absolutely not.

    No climbing on the dodecahdra

    No running near the dodecahdra

    No jumping on the dodecahdra

    Dodecahdra are natrually allergic to smoke and alcohol

    The dodecahdra are upset by bicycles, rollerblades, cars, truck, airplanes, and other wheeled means of transportation

    If the dodecahdra begin to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

    Do not taunt the dodecahdra

  • This non-park is the sort of corporate nonsense I’ve come to expect from the NoMA BID. For what it’s worth, I’ve never seen it open, and I think the most you can actually do in this “park” is take selfies after you reconfigure the street furniture. It’s a waste as parks go.

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