lady, you can stare all you want, but you and I both know at the end of the day I am driving this train.

Rush Plus: so simple a dog can navigate it.

“You’re right, Baxter, even you could have made a clearer map that explains the yellow line during rush hour.”

Orange, green, blue, yellow, red, and now SILVER? We golden retrievers demand gold!

“Wow, they’re really getting desperate at Royal Palace”

If this train doesn’t start moving soon there is going to be another yellow line.

Move to the CENTER of the car.

You and I both know I don’t need the leash, but these people get really worked up about unleashed dogs in DC.

No opposable thumbs makes it REALLY hard to hold on to the pole.

This is a pretty fun car ride, but I wish I could stick my head out the window!

Face licking enforcement to move to the center of the car

For the last time, I don’t KNOW which one’s the red line!! Don’t you know I’m color blind!!?

Valerie, a vision-impared Metro Police officer, and her trusty guide dog Baxter both felt a wince of pain every time Metro reminded passengers “If you see something, say something.”

Look, I tell you, our stop is right there! I may be color blind, but I’m not stupid.

See, it says right here … pole humping is not allowed.

Can you tell me which stop is for the White House? I have a play date with Bo.