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22 May 2013 12:36 PM
I live literally across the street in a two bedroom and total rent is over $1000 less a...
Obviously--the building is haunted.
Not really non-traditional, but for me it's hard to beat a nice thick (1-2") ribeye or...
It may be too early for this one, but last summer I grilled peaches (with brown sugar and...
I swear that every summer, outdoor movie line-up features the same films. I realize that...
The outsourcing of guard jobs has finally reached the K-9 sector.
You guys keep quiet. I’ll do the talking when the girls come by.
Hey, have any of you guys seen this lost owner of mine?
Oh that guy?!? He just went thataway!
One of these things is not like the other…
Scotty Terrier is not impressed.
Toto was skeptical of the Cowardly Lion’s Inauguration Day directions
Unleashed by Smart Pets
man, he was serious when he said don’t look back… must. look. away!
I knew that White Which was trouble…
wow, folks in this neighborhood are so stiff. jeeze.
Wait! Wait! Wait! Is it the left paw or the right paw first? You guys need to get your choreography together!
+1 ha!
You guys know that if you put your hand down after the shake, you get a treat right?
Sup dawg
Happy family!
These clowns couldn’t protect a house if their lives depended on it.
The White House takes inauguration security to the next level.
After the District finally allowed medical marijuana, there was a dramatic 2/3 increase in stoned dogs.
And 1/3 increase in sniffer dog unemployment rate.
Gorgon? What gorgon? I didn’t see anything. Hey guys, did you see a gorgon?
No, no and no!; I’m not going to dance the Macarena!; that is soooo 90′s guys!!
roarrrrrr
“You guys may not know this, but I consider myself…a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack.”
Right. So now the way to get the treat is to let the human shake your paw up and down. I know, weird, but they’re human.
Officer, I’m sorry. I just can’t tell which it was. It was dark and I did have a drink before I left the party. And I was spending too much time cleaning the poop off my shoe to think about the perpetrator.
I told you, I chose the wardrobe.
Wait a second… when they said I was being outsourced I didn’t think this is what they meant.
I’m a dog and I ain’t lion!
What are you two do lion around here? This is my doggon territory!
All bark, no bite
Warning to all dogs. Don’t pee on my marked spots!
Look to your right. Now look to your left. Both of them will still be in the exact same spots four years from now.
Guys, can you please look away? I can’t “go” when you’re watching…
Wingmen! Make me look good guys.
Wingmen! Make me look good guys.