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She rides me for hours and then gets on that phone as soon as she’s done. It’s like she thinks of me as some kind of animal.
Where is that National Horseshare station?
“Hello Elmer’s… yes… that’s right…. Spirit didn’t do as well as we had hoped…”
I guess horses aren’t allowed at the Greene Turtle…
The latest in the war on cars…
*forgot to sign in!
Give me back my cell phone B*&$%!
what do you mean the OTHER green turtle?
She had to dismount – talking while riding is illegal in DC.
Yeah. I told him we should get tapas at Jaleo – that it’d be way better than Greene Turtle. You know him – he never listens…
Hi, I have brought the horse for the “Pony show” which direction is Dupont?
After the hurricane he did a full transformation.
Yes Uncle Mitt, I told them he’s a service animal. Didn’t work.
Meet your new candidate for Council at-large!
“Wait, Romney lost? Well what am I supposed to do with Rafalca!?”
Can you see me now?
Momzees you were right, this is the best accessory ever!
Oh, IRON Horse! I thought you said BRING a horse.
yesssssss
this one!
Wait. WHAT. They cancelled the open interview for horse cops.
You can lead a horse to the Green Turtle, but you can’t make him drink.
“I knew I should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque!”
She left with the Horse she rode in on.
Good one!!
After achieving such great success with Capital Bikeshare, DC decided to launch a first-in-the-nation horse share program.
I love Downton Abbey but this time travel story arc really doesn’t make sense
Edna didn’t het the word that Mares’ Night at the Greene Turtle was changed to Wednesday. (Mares get half-price hay and a free curry-combing! Stallions pay full price.)
“You want to do WHAT with the horse I rode in on?!?!”
“Of COURSE I look ridiculous! I told you I would! It’s 2013 – who still wears a Swatch?”
Sarah Jessica Parker scouts locations in DC for her next project.
We picked the Greene Turtle because they have no dress[age] code requirements.
“Sometimes I feel like he’s just along for the ride.”
Why the long face? I just had lunch at the Green Turtle!
Hipsters these days will do anything to eliminate gears from their commute.
“I’ll be a little late to happy hour. I don’t have any change and my horse doesn’t have a license plate. So you tell me how I can pay the meter other than pay by phone.”
What’re you looking at? My saddle’s made by Longchamp!
Stations will be closed between Mt. Vernon Square and L’enfant Plaza. Shuttle horses will be provided.
Really, Smith Point doesn’t have valet parking either?
Good one!
CNN wasnt kidding when they said the fiscal cliff negotiations involved some serious horse-trading
Seriously? Yes Bob, there is a difference between Mount Vernon and Mount Vernon Square.
Hi, your Uber is arriving now!
“Yeah, I went to that place you told me about. But when you said it was a sports bar I thought you said a horse bar!”
Yeah, if RGIII had braces like these he’d still be ok. Playing the Colts.
“I’m taking congress on it’s daily stroll, I’ll be back in 30″
“I’m sorry PoP, the horse’s ass award had to use the restroom. I’ll be there in 10″
Sweet City Ride: 18th Century Edition
Nice!
Pippa was adjusting well to her new life in the city, but it has been a much harder transition for Mr. Ed.
“No the demonstration didn’t really work out. Turns out the democrat mascot is actually a donkey.”
OK . . . . How can you find me? Well, I’m wearing a light blue shirt, white pants . . .
I told you, no, they don’t have a hitching post.
This guy Ed I just met won’t leave me alone…he’s seriously stalking me. He said I accepted the horse’s neck drink he bought me and said I’m wearing this outfit that’s obviously leading him on, but I got right up in his face at least five times to tell him neigh means neigh!
I told you Trigger would be a lousy wingman! I am outta here!
After returning from a short errand using ZipHorse, Jane found that the reserved spot was once again taken and that her call to customer service was of little help.
“Yeah that’s right, if it weren’t for this horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college!”
“Yeah, his online profile said ‘real stallion’. I hate OKCupid”
Ha ha! I vote for this one!
Winner
Susan, being the fashionista that she is, knew that her accessories to compliment her riding boots would turn some heads.
“So, my horse and I walk into a bar…”
bartender asks, why the long face?!
Of course, I have him on a leash! There is a leash law, you know.
bravo!
Thread-weaver winner!
+1!
I told you, No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service.
Damn Apple maps… I wanted Turtle Lake, ND, not the Green Turtle.
If you want a friend in this town, get a horse.
“Hello Mrs. Heinz Kerry. I found your husband at the Green Turtle and I’m taking him home right now.”
“Coco, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Middleburg any more.
Siri, where has that freak tornado blown us to !?”
Where did you say that water source was?
Gentry-fication complete!
Absolutely not Brad! It’s Fox and Hound or nothing.
“Can you hear me now? I’m a little hoarse today.”
Mommmmmmm, my horse wont let me ride her, I want another one!
Lauren finds a passive aggressive workaround to Rock Creek Church Cemetery’s “no dog walking” policy.