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  zero_sum October 5, 2012 at 12:09 pm

  $1/each to add tomato, lettuce, and onion to a burger?

  http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz67rpXqG01r61qlc.gif
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    Anonymous October 5, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    I think the LTO are free, since they don’t each have an “(add $1.00)” individually, like the other $1.00 toppings do.
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      zero_sum October 5, 2012 at 12:16 pm

      Yeah, I see my mistake. I didn’t initially see the comma after “Jalepenos ($1),” so I thought the $1 was being applied to everything before it.

      Regardless, jalapenos shouldn’t be $1! Come on.
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        Anonymous October 5, 2012 at 1:22 pm

        wow. get over it.
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          CJ October 5, 2012 at 2:26 pm

          so wait.

          diner burger: $8.

          smoke stack (only “premium” toppings are bacon and bleu): $12.

          build your own burger with bleu and bacon: $10. something doesn’t add up….
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  Sharon October 5, 2012 at 12:14 pm

  No, $1 to add jalapenos.
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  Ed October 5, 2012 at 12:18 pm

  It’s not a big deal – if you don’t want to pay extra for the “extra”toppings then get a burger that already has the fixings on it
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  Anonymous October 5, 2012 at 12:23 pm

  I was disappointed with the veg options (great, another mushroom sandwich) until I saw the pot pie. Yum!
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  ledroittiger October 5, 2012 at 12:28 pm

  I’m rather happy about this. The food at 9:30 is godawful, so Satellite will be a nice spot to eat something digestible before a show.
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    Anonymous October 10, 2012 at 8:32 am

    Wait a minute, have we found someone who actually ate the food there and lived to tell about it?!
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  squish October 5, 2012 at 12:39 pm

  $7 for SOUP? SEVEN? No way, Jose.
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  Amy October 5, 2012 at 1:26 pm

  I’d love to see a veg taco on the menu. Regardless, I’m excited for the opportunity to have a boozy milkshake and pot pie under one roof.
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  AP October 5, 2012 at 1:46 pm

  Solid menu, very reasonable prices. There’s nothing groundbreaking on the menu, but seems like a good place to go without spending a fortune. Maybe now all the people who complain about overpriced small plates will stop complaining…
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    zero_sum October 5, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    Small plates = “Let me give you $75 and then I’ll go buy a jumbo slice afterwards”

    Great concept for the proprietor’s balance sheet. Awful concept for your wallet and stomach.
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  Anonymous October 5, 2012 at 2:09 pm

  a boring, generic menu. i’ll pass.
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  9thst October 5, 2012 at 3:14 pm

  This is a much needed option in the neighborhood!
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  Anonymous October 5, 2012 at 4:00 pm

  Those prices are actually low. The Hiltons always include taxes in their pricing so everything is actually 10% less expensive.
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  guest October 5, 2012 at 4:04 pm

  insert generic OMG THE BURGERS COST MORE THAN $2 THIS IS THE RESTAURANT THAT’S GOING TO DOOM OUR FAIR CITY FOREVER comment
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  Kvatch October 6, 2012 at 10:05 am

  Chili rellenos made with anything other than asadero (‘queso de oaxaca’) is just wrong. Monterey Jack? Not even in the running.
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  Ben October 8, 2012 at 11:32 am

  Way to go Hiltons! I am a constant hater of their new restaurants, but here they Seem to nail the value proposition perfectly. Kudos
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  lola October 8, 2012 at 11:56 am

  why are tacos so expensive…sigh…
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    Anonymous October 8, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Homemade tacos aren’t.

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