He was a fire crotch, need I say more?

Ah, this is Pepco’s backup generator!

What am I going to do if no one else brings the marshmallows and chocolate?

Tony Robbins promises this won’t hurt.

On Thursday evenings happy hour at a local gastropub matt had 3 conversations with friends.
1. That street cars emphasize multimodal and TOD economic investments in revitalizing neighborhoods, yet can fail to recognize delicate issues of displacent and access, leading to a disenfranchised senior population
2. That he preferred Kushiyaki to Sashimi, depending on the type of saki of course.
3. That the weave of a Brooks Brothers shirt was inferior to English Laundry, but the he still preferred BB

On Friday, Matt set fire to his hair gel, bikeshare fob, and Vida membership card.

At my last cookout I brought in an authentic fire starter from papa new guinea for just the right kind of vibe. I even brought in water from new York to douse the flames.

We told Akin that the gates of hell would open if he didn’t keep his big mouth shut. And now look what’s happened.

Add one more show to the long list of DC-based reality show failures: Survivor DC.

After many days and many nights (due to tie and fastener renewal on the Blue, Yellow and Orange lines), and a journey across both a river and a sea of tourists and government contractors, Samuel finally found it: the hellhole known simply as Arlington.

The first Capital Fringe Fringe Fringe Festival really could have used better advertising and funding.

“It’s a beach party in Vietnam! Cooking hot dogs with napalm…”
(With apologies to the Dead Milkmen)

Ever since the Pepco outage, Mark was never the same.

Umm, yeah. About that Sabbath commandment. We may have a small problem. Exactly what day is the Sabbath again? Does football and tailgating constitute keeping it holy?

“I said I was sorry. I meant ‘forcible’ fire, not ‘legitimate’ fire.”

Josh was pretty down after the restaurant rejected his concept for Busboys, Poets, and Pyros.