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“See, my last girlfriend was like a total bitch. But YOU…I can tell that you’re different from those other babes….”
Is that espresso over ice? That’s not fit for a dog.
Just because you grabbed it first does not mean you will be drinking it first.
So, it’s not enough not to have an opposable thumb…I can’t suck either?
Concentrate Daniel San. Dog who moves straw with mind can accomplish anything.
Do you see ice in my tea? I don’t see ice in my tea? Why isn’t there ice in my tea?
“No paws on the table, Fluffy.”
Oops – wasn’t signed in the first time – “No paws on the table, Fluffy.”
The Force is strong with this one.
I wanted an “afternoon animal fix” – not fizz.
There it is, that’s a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your iced tea… I… drink… your… iced tea!
No you didn’t…….Do you KNOW how hard it was for me to get that espresso over ice??
You continue to taunt…but it is I who sees who your wife smuggles into our quaint one bedroom when you’re not home.
Foursquare was surprised at the success of their “check-in your dog day”. It seems users have no shame when a few extra points are on the line…
Hey dog, did you drink my tea?
Chinatown’s latest method to keep customers from pouring their espressos over ice: Guard Dogs
Please use a coaster sir.
“I said *white* tea! Stupid human.”
Well, today I perfected chair technology, domesticated the savage polar bear, and grew part of a beard. I think I earned this frappuccino.
This one. Just for the “part of a beard” observation.
Coffee shop bathroom trip “can you watch my stuff?” requests reach a new level.
The last time Bill and his right hand were on the same body.
“I can’t be expected to play poker in that gawd-awful chair!”
You’re barking mad! That glass is clearly half-full, not half-empty. Stupid humans.
‘Watch this while I run to the bathroom…’
I need to put this drink down, I am starting to get a Samoyed-ache.
Being faced with his owner having drunk the last of the iced tea, Peppo the Pyrenees gave it his best McKayla Maroney expression.
“Drink your juice, Shelby.”
or
“It’s just a little Rohypnol. Now get on the roof of the car.”
Lull in conversation, time to take a sip from already empty cup…
lol! I love this, and I do that.
And that’s when Rover realized he had been duped again. He failed to stipulate just how large a “sip” the human could take of his White Chocolate Mochachino.
Get me more ice-tea, then take for a walk and scoop my poop…Good Human
“If you can move this cup using only your mind, the iced tea is all yours. You have 30 seconds. Go!”
Jim’s friends thought it was strange when he taxidermied his deceased dog Baxter, but even stranger when he began to bring the stuffed pooch to his favorite cafe…
Taylor Lautner’s refusal to break character while filming the latest Twilight movie caused some obvious issues for the catering staff.
Im looking through you, where did you go?
I thought I left some, what did i know?
Restaurant week dog is impressed with the decor but finds 20.12 Snausages for this water to be a bit Ruff.
Owner: Here boy.(whistle)..come here boy
Dog (in his mind): If this bastard thinks i’m going to respond to him than he’s wrong. He could’ve bought 2 drinks. He knows how hot it is with all this damn fur on my back.
OCD Dog requires no leash.
He doesnt look like a Seeing Eye Dog, but socks with boat shoes? That guy MUST be blind
No, Snowball, you have to be 21 in actual years, not dog years.
Alright Fluffy, you see that woman in the back with the crazy shirt on? Go jump in her lap and act like a cute puppy and I will attempt to get her number. Ready? GO!
You could have made that at home for free.
See this water – It’sa moin Ed!
Oh John… when will you ever learn how to throw your cup in the trash? I mean, you pick up my poop for Christ’s sake
Darn. Bloomberg trained you well. You busted me with my 20oz drink.
It’s your favorite: a crotch ‘n dog butt spritzer.
…So, when you said you’re into butts, does that include human butts? Totally cool, either way…I really should have specified.
The caffeine doping allegations forever clouded Balto’s legacy.
Are you SERIOUS? I told you just a sip!
“This @#$%^&!! I’m so tired of him telling me what to do or trying to teach me something! He must think I’m stupid. I’m going to keep staring at this cup until he shuts up – who’s the idiot now?!!”
Dog: “Here is how it is going to go down. You are going to slowly grab that cup and THIS time you are going to place it in the recycling bin where it belongs. Am I understood?”