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God you people are boring. Why not more chatter about their footwears? 
kook47797
9:24pm
Cheesy and cheap. Something you'd expect the Montgomery, Al. Convention's Bureau to run...
8:50pm
People thought it was a good look at the time.
See also: wood-paneled basements,...
..or bike. or bus. or drive. or cab. or walk. or stay in the neighborhood.
people...
Even in the Wild West, city Councilmembers parked wherever they wanted.
Urban cowboy… it’s the new hipster.
“And this one’s for the car you drove in on.”
Area for unloading only.
In breaking news, I’ll Have Another after being scratched from the Belmont; before being put to stud is the featured attraction at an abandoned DC parking lot near you.
DC need revenue. Tickets all vehicles/horses.
“Standing Only”
Interns bring the craziest things to DC!
I can’t think of a good one, but something about Sarah Jessica Parker in DC to visit the White House.
The pilot program for the new service Capitol HorseShare starts today.
As he said with a whinny…I’m not parking I’m pooping…gimme a minute.
Damn, towed again. Never should have left her parked at that broken meter
OR…
This Car2Go thing is great, but Horse2Go is really going a bit overboard.
As the parking enforcer approached, Officer Jantzen scrambled to find a shovel to hide the evidence…
Just in for a quick tune-up
Politicians found a new talking point today when spotting a new horse parking lot attendant off U St. NW, “First they sent our jobs overseas, now they’re giving our jobs to barn yard animals.”
If you block this driveway, you are a horses ass.
Just because the hope of a Triple Crown was dashed, I’ll Have Another gets chained to a fence? Seems like there’s another horse’s ass involved.
F your Honda Civic, I’ve a horse outside.
Mr. Ed starting getting nervous when they busted out the shotgun.
That pile on the ground? I didn’t do it – it was here when I got here.
Locked up for too much horse play.
DC’s new secret weapon for Pothole Palooza.
MPD gave me a ticket for parking in my own driveway, horse shit!
Horse’s Ass Award nominee.
Good one!
I hate DC… People never pick up after their dogs, bikers never follow traffic rules, and people just park their horses wherever they want.
Stand right, gallop left.
Mr. Ed’s younger brother Harvey hates rules.
Looks like I’ll Have Another had one too many.
LOL
“This is not what I meant when I said I want a sweet ride fully loaded” said former Council Chairman Kwame Brown.
Haha!
Apparently, DDOT neglected to post the “No Dumping” sign.
Where National Zoo rejects go for timeout.
“Officer, I’m not parking… I’m unloading.”
FTW.
In order to reach a more urban crowd, Big & Rich decided to change a few lyrics in “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy”; however, “Save a Horse, Park in a Driveway” just wasn’t as catchy.
I’m not parked. I’m standing!
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one ia allowed to park a horse of course
unless of course that horse is mister ed
You can take this driveway and shovel it.
Finally, Wholefoods and/or Trader Joes could come to DCUSA as the parking issues were solved once and for all.
Always a rebel, Silver takes a stand against DC’s parking rules.
When neighborhood groups requested MPD foot patrols, this is NOT what they had in mind.
“You wanna ticket me for parking in the driveway? The license plate is right under the tail. Go for it.”
“What a great parking lot….for me to poop on.” -Triumph the Insult Comic Horse.
and for good measure, I’ll drop this added measure of security!
Cowboy Dan’s strategy for avoiding parking tickets in D.C. was, so far, going off without a hitch.
Everybody knows ’66 was the best model year, but even sol a mustang is still a Mustang. This one’s got real leather!
Looks like someone will be ponying up a $50 ticket.
Trying to pass San Fransisco as America’s Greenest city, DC’s emissions are all natural.
Oh crap! That horse is the space again.
This is what happens when you don’t move your horse during street sweeping.
This is what I think of your sign.
DC Code says if the bridle’s on and the reins aren’t tied to anything, then I’m not technically parked.
Ticket this!
Parking violation $50, defecating in public $125, finally getting that pain in the butt off my back….priceless!
After the media attention given to Vincent Orange’s Cadillac parked in a bike lane and Marion Berry’s Jaguar parked in front a fire hydrant, our investigation has determined that these are just symptoms of a systemic problem that extends far beyond the city council. As shown here, even those individuals tasked with enforcing the city’s laws openly violate such regulations and are reported to have literally used blinders in the course of performing their duties.