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22 May 2013 12:36 PM
I'm not sure who all these people are who are suggesting to park at DC USA. I just...
Work across the street. Business never appears to be THAT good (ie saddest bar/club I've...
Sure, transfer the title, registration, and insurance to someone who doesn't own or drive...
Mat, Thanks again for your support; and your point is well taken.
"Used to live," not "used the live." I hate blackberrys.
I miss hearing the wild cats...
Hay! Hay?
Hay girl!
Let’s see, they’ve got an oats cream cone and a haysicle, but that’s about it. Which do you want?
“I’ll take an eclair…and whatever the guy on my back wants.”
bomb pop my ass… let me see some I.D.
Small sorbet for me. I’d love a dove bar, but it would go straight to my fetlocks.
Lines are already forming at DC’s new horse food truck.
Two chipwiches please.
I’m here to claim my horse’s ass award.
Hot dogs are the new donuts.
“I’ll need to confiscate all your Bomb Pops, sir.”
Sir, I’m going to need to see your permit to operate right meow.
+1
Ha, yup +1
Washington’s newest Food Tuck, “DC Oats”
This food truck must be a Horse’s Ass nominee…
“I’m sorry! I was talking to the horse. “
These hotdogs are horse-free, right?
and the horse’s ass award goes to…
nooo you stole mine
What’s that I’ll Have Another? You’ll have another? Make that two more hot dogs, please.
+1!!!
Disguised as police, the centaurs cut straight to the front of the line for their usual afternoon ice cream sandwich.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
“Do you want ketchup?”
Neigh
“Do you want mustard?”
Neigh
“Do you want chili?”
Neigh
“So you just want it plain?”
Neigh
“Alright, I’m done with you. Next!”
Even though they came in 2nd and 3rd at the Kentucky Derby, Bodemeister and Dullehan got their promised ice cream after the big game.
“I’m sorry sir, but with all of that coughing, I’m having trouble understanding your order.”
“Don’t mind him, he’s just a little hoarse.”
- “Any relish or chili on the other?”
- “Naaaaay!”
Hey, you got donuts in there?!
What the hell did you give my Buttercup? This horse is a diabetic.
One chocolate and one carrot ice cream please.
I’ll take one pudding pop, and give the a*hole on my back anything he wants.
Look, I’m on a freakin’ horse, so don’t tell me they’re called cookie sandwiches; I call them Chip’wiches, like an sane person would!
“And the winner of this week’s horse’s ass award goes to….”
This ice cream is going straight to my ass.
Horse’s Ass Award Nominee.
Horsey rides AND ice cream? This is the BEST DAY EVER!!!
“These aren’t the dream bars you’re looking for.”
“These aren’t the dream bars we’re looking for.”
“Move along.”
“Move along.”
“The Bikeshare station was empty, alright!?”
No Trigger you can’t have the fudgesicle! You know you’re lactose intolerant.
Officer Dan quickly realized why, until now, there were no drug-sniffing horses.
What do you have that won’t give me the trots?
Cop: “I’ll take another…”
Horse: “What, boss?”
Cop: “No, not you, I was talking to the vendor. *looks at vendor. Yeah, I’ll take another…”
Horse: “What?”
Cop: “I’m not talking to you!!!” Okay sorry, miss, yes, I’ll take another…”
Horse: “BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”
You’ll need a permit to serve my cousin here. This ain’t France!
Do you guys sell Beefarino?
no more horsing around, we have some serious decision to make here. what should i pick for lunch?