You can’t get lights timed as bad as they are on U Street or some other major roads without trying.

I never noticed such poorly timed lights under Williams.

I was going through the tunnel and this Audi R8 supercar with Michigan plates was trying to race me through the tunnel. We started off at Constituion and we were both at the light together. I took off like I usually do if I’m at the front at that light, I wasn’t trying to race or anything, just having some fun late at night. Well I guess he wanted to show off so he took off after me and tried to catch up. He was in the far right lane, and right before you get to the exit ramp to get onto 395 heading in VA, there is a lane that merges in, but it’s separated by a wall so you can’t see what’s merging until you’re there. I knew that was coming up because I know the roads, so when we got close I backed off, let him get ahead and got all the way in the left lane to give myself some distance. Well, there was a car merging in that night and he came damn close to colliding with the merging car and wrecking his supercar.