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  mrtindc December 20, 2011 at 10:14 pm

  I can’t be a missionary! I don’t even believe in Jebus!
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  MK December 20, 2011 at 10:32 pm

  Definitely not what I had in mind when my girlfriend told me I had a one-night, free pass to check out other asses.
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    textdoc December 21, 2011 at 9:52 am

    LOL!
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  HolidaySpirit December 20, 2011 at 10:37 pm

  #OccupyBethlehem
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  slim December 20, 2011 at 10:55 pm

  I swear honey, I asked for the manager. Not the MANGER.
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  James A December 20, 2011 at 11:31 pm

  “Let’s name our own price online” you said. “What could go wrong?” you said.
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  bellaz December 20, 2011 at 11:32 pm

  (Donkey to Cow) “Is the dog drunk?”
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  orderedchaos December 20, 2011 at 11:36 pm

  The Occupiers figured out how to keep their wooden structure — Nativity Scene FTW!
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  The NeighborHood Reporter December 21, 2011 at 5:27 am

  Boy am I Hungry, those animals are starting to look good enough to eat, Maybe Noah won’t notice if they happen to disappear
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  Anonymous December 21, 2011 at 7:29 am

  Yeah. Sure. Angel of the Lord. Whatever, Mary.
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  OEP December 21, 2011 at 8:25 am

  From the National Geographic feature on Nativity-Americans.
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  binpetworth December 21, 2011 at 8:28 am

  Well, I’m never going to lose my virginity with those guys around…
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  jm December 21, 2011 at 9:00 am

  urban outfitters has the best displays
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  G. Willikers December 21, 2011 at 9:06 am

  DC hipsters – bringing back the “no room at the inn” look
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  Anonymous December 21, 2011 at 9:14 am

  The occupy movement finally hits Kansas
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  herewegoagain December 21, 2011 at 9:18 am

  Holy Mother of God this has got to be the worst job ever. I am never temp’ing again.
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  Kevin December 21, 2011 at 9:20 am

  OccupyBethlehem!
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    Kevin December 21, 2011 at 9:21 am

    crap… holiday spirit beat me to it
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  dl December 21, 2011 at 9:20 am

  Years of just kissing and holding hands. YEARS, Mary. And now you show up here pregnant. I don’t even want to look at you.
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    HolidaySpirit December 21, 2011 at 10:05 am

    HA! Great photo, PoP, so many good captions to choose from and it’s still early.
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  MLO December 21, 2011 at 9:25 am

  I still don’t understand why I have to sleep in the manger if we both know I’m not the father.
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  TG December 21, 2011 at 10:07 am

  You’re right Mary, I am pissed. First, I am spending the night in a fricken barn, and second you decide to tell me now that the baby is not mine. WTF!!!
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  gdopplerxt December 21, 2011 at 10:45 am

  Capital Goatshare has not matched the success of a similar bicycle-sharing program in the District.
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  shhhmedium December 21, 2011 at 10:50 am

  The very first episode of Maury Povich. In the case of baby Jesus, our lord and savior… Joseph, you are the father!
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  ShawGuy December 21, 2011 at 11:01 am

  Things didn’t work out quite as planned in the Thurston Sixes at GW’s new co-ed freshman housing options….

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  As it turns out, the Republican party was sadly correct, and allowing same-sex marriage in the District quickly resulted in other, “non-traditional” couples…
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  phartn December 21, 2011 at 11:04 am

  Come on…just the tip?!
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  Maestrobe December 21, 2011 at 11:05 am

  Jesus Christ, it smells in here.
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  Caroline December 21, 2011 at 11:24 am

  Mary punished Joseph for his decision to shave a chin strap and soul patch before he met her family over the holidays.
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  ebrandau December 21, 2011 at 11:33 am

  This is the LAST time I book with Priceline!
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  jt December 21, 2011 at 11:34 am

  Birthplace of Tim Tebow
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  sswdc December 21, 2011 at 11:48 am

  I told you to turn left at the end of the road, but do you listen…no.
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  ZZInDC December 21, 2011 at 12:28 pm

  In the morning, Mary was still in shock over what she’d seen Joseph doing with the animals last night.
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  Anonymous December 21, 2011 at 1:16 pm

  Mary and Joseph found themselves in a “deep pile of sheep” once they realized that the StarBucks they camped out at would be closed during Christmas…
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  andy December 21, 2011 at 1:21 pm

  The DC Occupiers never learned what happened to the OccuBarn after it was auctioned by MPD…
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  Justin B. Morris December 21, 2011 at 2:06 pm

  “Are you kidding me, Mary?! You’re Pregnant?! And you want me to believe it was immaculate conception?! Jesus Christ! Wait a minute…”
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  Lisa December 21, 2011 at 3:11 pm

  And 30-year old Jesus is now like the rest of Generation X…living at home with mom and the pets.
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  ggndc December 21, 2011 at 3:24 pm

  “No room at the inn” my ass.

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