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Congrats to Anonymous 11:18pm with:
“ look kids, big ben!”
Runner up to tapes with:
“And down the stretch they come…”
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And from last week while I was away – congrats to Eckingtonite. I don’t know the reference but it made me laugh:
“Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids. Also, I have my left hand on your breast and you have not noticed.”
Runner up to MFJ with:
“Despite her smile and gracefully-staged dance move, Rita was desperately trying to free herself from the clutches of an OK Cupid first date going horribly wrong. “He didn’t look like a Harley Davidson-riding Willy Wonka in his profile pic,” she thought, “why do they always seem to want to show off their inner Oompa Loompa when they take me out in public?” And that’s precisely when she knew it wouldn’t last…”
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Looking for something campy, ridiculous and totally fun!? Then pitch your tents and grab your pokers and come to DC’s ONLY Drag Brunch Bingo hosted by Tara Hoot at Whitlow’s! Tickets are only $10 and you can add bottomless drinks and tasty entrees. This month we’re featuring performances by the amazing Venus Valhalla and Mari Con Carne!
Get your tickets and come celebrate the fact that the rapture didn’t happen during the eclipse, darlings! We can’t wait to see you on Sunday, April 21 at 12:30!
There’s a reason Well-Paid Maids has hundreds of positive reviews from happy clients.
The home cleaning company pays cleaners — who are W-2 employees — a living wage starting at $24 an hour. Plus, cleaners are offered benefits, including insurance, 24 paid days off a year, 100% employer-paid commuting costs and more.
Lexi Grant, an operations manager at Well-Paid Maids, said it best: “People deserve their work to be respected and recognized. When that happens, you love what you do, and you create the best results.”
Alt Comedy Show – Zack White – Milky Way
DC’s most annoying comedian is moving to Brooklyn- come say good riddance April 20th at Slash Run with a special half hour show and taping. Featuring standup, powerpoint presentations, and dumb prop stuff, Milky Way is a send-off to two
Bethesda Fine Arts Festival
The 2024 Bethesda Fine Arts Festival will be held May 11 & 12, 2024 and will feature fine art created by 120 of the nation’s best artists, live entertainment and Bethesda restaurants.
Located in Bethesda’s Woodmont Triangle, along Norfolk, Auburn
