Lawn Decoration of the Day


Well it’s not as good as these knights but, hell, I never thought I’d see more knights anyway. So it’s just bonus I guess. It’s look like we got the making of a new trend in town. I can’t believe they’re hiding it behind some shrubbery. This should be displayed in all it’s glory.

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  • Very nice, but I have to ask: is that thing bolted down? If not, those are some very trusting homeowners.

  • It’s not bolted! I have been tempted to steal (wear) it…..if only I were a smaller human!

  • In case you ever wondered who ordered those full suits of armor advertised in Skymall, and what happened to them. Tucked behind a shrub… sounds about right.

  • Wikipedia says:
    King Arthur: O Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
    Head Knight: That is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem.
    King Arthur: What is that?
    Head Knight: We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni.
    Random Knight: Ni!
    Head Knight: [to Random Knight] Shh, shh. [to Arthur] We are now the Knights Who Say Ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ptang-zoo-boing. [fades into mumbling].
    Random Knight: Ni!
    Head Knight: Therefore, we must give you a test.
    King Arthur: What is this test, O Knights of–Knights Who ‘Till Recently Said Ni?
    Head Knight: Firstly, you must find another shrubbery! [jarring chord]
    King Arthur: Not another shrubbery!
    Head Knight: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place the new shrubbery here beside the other shrubbery, only slightly higher so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
    Knights of Ni: A path! A path!
    Head Knight: Then! When you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wi-i-i-i-ith a herring!!

  • EE – too bad this isn’t a caption contest.


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